Fran
30-01-2006, 08:26 PM
PRISON VS WORK
If you ever get these two environments confused, this
should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you're often required to carry a security card and open all the
doors yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK - you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they're called managers.
If you ever get these two environments confused, this
should make things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you're often required to carry a security card and open all the
doors yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK - you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they're called managers.