pingusprogressed
30-01-2006, 09:48 AM
As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Tracey
and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the
truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up she
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Tracey, and you are
losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knock's on the
truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Tracey, and you are losing some of your load! When the light
turns green, the trucker rev's up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a flaming gritter!"
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She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Tracey
and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the
truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up she
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Tracey, and you are
losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knock's on the
truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Tracey, and you are losing some of your load! When the light
turns green, the trucker rev's up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a flaming gritter!"
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