Oooo

[Gypsy]

the forum has now hit 20,000 + posts

thats a hell of a lot of drivel :D

[triker_gal]

Ria grabs her tissues :D

[Gypsy]

guilty as charged !!!!

[triker_gal]

ok, see I always get the blame :p

or did you mean yourself ? :o

[Gypsy]

if the cap fits :D

[triker_gal]

bugger off you, bloomin cheek ffs :p . Doro get him in order ffs :D

[Gypsy]

bugger off you, bloomin cheek ffs :p . Doro get him in order ffs :D

ahhh now you dropped me in it :eek:

[triker_gal]

*snigger, cue Doro..........*:D

[Gypsy]

i'll never be taken alive !!!!!!!

[Doro]

don't worry hinny I'll get him

























would you like pics???????????? :eek:

[Gypsy]

agggggggghhhhhhhhhh :eek:

[triker_gal]

Doro, please dont subject me to such cruelty, but you can post them here for all to see by all means , hehehehe :D


go Girl !!!!!!

[100%Pat]

Go on then Doro.... we all want to see... :D

[Shudy]

if the cap fits :D

You probably won't get pregnant, however a good spermicidal cream is also recommended.
















Or swallow it. :rolleyes:

[Gypsy]

Doro, please dont subject me to such cruelty, but you can post them here for all to see by all means , hehehehe :D


go Girl !!!!!!
Go on then Doro.... we all want to see... :D

hey dont encourage her !!!!!! lmao :D

[deathrider]

death is here to take his sole to some were very hot for u :eek:

[Doro]

methinks he sold his soul ages ago hinny

[triker_gal]

Doro, are ya gonna show us them there piccy's then ? Ah go on,you know ya wanna :D

[Doro]

scared ain't he....must be cos he hid the camera AND the camcorder FFS


will have to think of a way of tying him up




hmmmmmmmmmmmmm *ponders*







*grin*

[triker_gal]

:D ROFLMFAO


Well, well, well, The Gypsy man has run off scared now has he ????? hmmmmm

See Gypsy, your just proving that us Woman are IN CONTROL !!!!! :p

[Doro]

but just to give you something to look at...here's one from the summer NABD thing, I keep this one on my desk at work


*sigh*

[Gypsy]

scared ain't he....must be cos he hid the camera AND the camcorder FFS


will have to think of a way of tying him up




hmmmmmmmmmmmmm *ponders*







*grin*waaaaayyyhaaaayyyyy i'll find the cable straps :D

[Doro]

stockings are better darling, they don't chafe as much and they tighten up more when you struggle

*titter*

[Gypsy]

wont be any struggling here :D

[Doro]

you wanna spoil my fun??

*sulk*

[Gypsy]

ok ok ill struggle a little bit...


the things i do for you tsk!!! :D

[triker_gal]

* Ria covers her eyes,lol *

[deathrider]

death is going to be sic :D

[triker_gal]

death is going to be sic :D
well dont be using my coffin as a bucket ffs :p

[deathrider]

well dont be using my coffin as a bucket ffs :pno but ill use it for somethink els huba huba :eek:

[triker_gal]

no but ill use it for somethink els huba huba :eek:
well ya better clean up after yaself ffs :eek: cos I sure as "hell" aint doing it,lol

[deathrider]

well ya better clean up after yaself ffs :eek: cos I sure as "hell" aint doing it,lol
well i thought u mite want to join in ;)

[triker_gal]

well i thought u mite want to join in ;)
Oooohhhhhh the shame !!! whatever will my Shaggy say ??????? :eek:

Fuggin embarrased now ffs, that dont normally happen ya bugga !!!!!! :p

[deathrider]

Oooohhhhhh the shame !!! whatever will my Shaggy say ??????? :eek:

Fuggin embarrased now ffs, that dont normally happen ya bugga !!!!!! :p
ha ha we could see how stong ur coffin is ;)

[triker_gal]

ha ha we could see how stong ur coffin is ;)
ya just do quit do ya ?? oh ffs, i'm gettin all hot n bothered NOT,lol :p

its bloody strong enough to hold me ,lol :D

[deathrider]

ya just do quit do ya ?? oh ffs, i'm gettin all hot n bothered NOT,lol :p

its bloody strong enough to hold me ,lol :Dwell depends if ur moveing around alot bashing the top sides wahay

[triker_gal]

Ok, i'm just farrrrrr too embarrased to reply :o , come back Gypsy and Doro, all is forgiven ,lol

[Gypsy]

ha ha made a rod for your own back there lmao :p

[triker_gal]

ha ha made a rod for your own back there lmao :p
No I didnt, he started it , MOMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!! :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

Oooooooo 'eck, I've wandered into private fantasy land by mistake, if I tiptoe out and shut the door very quietly they might not see me!

*trip* *slam* FECK!!! :D

[triker_gal]

Oooooooo 'eck, I've wandered into private fantasy land by mistake, if I tiptoe out and shut the door very quietly they might not see me!

*trip* *slam* FECK!!! :D
ROFLMFAO nice one Mrs R :D

*Ria sneaks out whilst everyones pointing and laughing at Mrs R, hehehe*

[deathrider]

nice trike

[triker_gal]

fankyou , errrr are we all back to normality now ? Or did i just show where i was hiding by replying and taking the bait :confused:

[triker_gal]

*hides behind defarter's skirt,lol *

[100%Pat]

ROFL!! and I thought YOU was gonna scare HIM!!! ROFL!! :D

[defarter]

*hides behind defarter's skirt,lol * I'll av you know that i don't wear a skirt, I wear the strides in this house. :rolleyes:

Would you please excuse me while i do 2 weeks of cleaning befor my wiff gets home :o

I 've just washed 17 cups and mugs there was no clean ones left. :o :D

[100%Pat]

and clean the loo before she comes back, if she's not been there for two weeks the way you men spray/squirteverywhere it'll really need it by now....
Yep look underneath that lid and seat too .... they do move you know!! :D

[deathrider]

fankyou , errrr are we all back to normality now ? Or did i just show where i was hiding by replying and taking the bait :confused:
im death hun im never normal just kinky ;)

[DANNY]

im never normal just kinky ;)
its not just me then.

[100%Pat]

your not kinky just feckin weird!!
not my fault Chaz made me say it...

[defarter]

and clean the loo before she comes back, if she's not been there for two weeks the way you men spray/squirteverywhere it'll really need it by now....
Yep look underneath that lid and seat too .... they do move you know!! :D

I am a very good little Maid. :o :o :D

[Doro]

go on defarter show us yer pinny

:D

[defarter]

go on defarter show us yer pinny

:D

I'm to shy anyway u might laugh at me bod. :D

Me High heels are bloody nice :o

Aint got a pic of me pinny but i gots one with me wots-it hanging out :D

Now think about it befor u ask?????

[100%Pat]

you'd better sweep them up before 'she' comes home... they leave a terrible orange stain on everything you know...

[defarter]

you'd better sweep them up before 'she' comes home... they leave a terrible orange stain on everything you know...

AHhhh Pat u did not ask to looksie :D

[100%Pat]

I dont smoke roll ups ...

[defarter]

I dont smoke roll ups ...
Theres not a lot i can say to that, How about cigars. :D ;)

[100%Pat]

ROFL!! jUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT FIRST TIME....

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh*t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.

(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive,
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . .hey . hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers,
Cos I'll always throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick and dip it in tomato sauce.

Go on now Go!

[defarter]

Don't know about 10" but it might help. :D :D :D ;)

[Friar Tuck]

*Naive hat on!*

Erm! Why on earth would anyone want a bleedin' dildo at a bike rally?

*Walks away scratching head!* :confused:

[defarter]

Who said it was a dildo??? :D