I'm off for a poo!

[Jonnyfp]

Byeeee........

[tinkerbelltinkers]

Byeeee........

nice :D lol

hope its a big one

[brandersnatch]

Don't forget to get a reciept! :D

[Spike]

See ya next week........ :rolleyes:

[BikerGran]

Croissant anyone? ;)

[Womble_Lancs]

Thank you for sharing that delightful snippet of information, JFP.

[PILRCGeff]

At last, the world is now a safer place

[Rabid1]

That will be the best bit of you gone now then. :D

[Axeman]

I'm wondering why this subject matter actually interested as many people to get involved in responding? :confused: :D :D Funny feckers! :eek:

[blackhack]

Information Overload.....

[PILRCGeff]

I'm wondering why this subject matter actually interested as many people to get involved in responding? :confused: :D :D Funny feckers! :eek:

The official term is "Morbid Fascination" which is one step up from "Morbid Curiosity" and is the final stage before "Pervert"

[Mia Wallace]

Nice of you to share :eek: :D lol

[Juke]

hope Jonny has wiped his bum properly...................... :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Took some shiftin.
I have asked the management to have bread knives and grimace leathers installed into the bogs.

[PILRCGeff]

Took some shiftin.
I have asked the management to have bread knives and grimace leathers installed into the bogs.

You need more fibre in your diet young man

[Jonnyfp]

You need more fibre in your diet young man


But it floats!!
thought it was gonna rear up and drag me under..

[Womble_Lancs]

Took some shiftin.
I have asked the management to have bread knives and grimace leathers installed into the bogs.
I went to a rally in Billericay once, and there was a sign over the bogs which read "All turds over three feet long must be chopped in half and flushed separately. Axe supplied on request."

[Grav]

But it floats!!
thought it was gonna rear up and drag me under..

Was it like that one in "I bought a Vampire motorcycle" :D

[Axeman]

I suppose that if George Dubya Bush gets "wind" of this thread he might be willing to abduct johhny and dump him on the Iraqis...that'll save the boys getting shot to ****! :D :D :D :eek:

[Fran]

I suppose that if George Dubya Bush gets "wind" of this thread he might be willing to abduct johhny and dump him on the Iraqis...that'll save the boys getting shot to ****!


Jonny could be their weapon of arse destruction..... :eek: :D

[Jonnyfp]

I look forward to a photoshop illustration from Stevie yoda or Dracken.. :D

[tinkerbelltinkers]

are we still talking about jonnys poo oh my god :D

it must have been the biggest poo ever :p

[Shaun the Fatman]

Nodding Otter or Nodding Dolphin??

Gods don't answer that the mental picture would haunt me....

[Jonnyfp]

are we still talking about jonnys poo oh my god :D

it must have been the biggest poo ever :p



Arse ordnance of biblical proportions..

[seedless]

That reminds me it is Friday tomorrow sanitation inspection day, and the sewerage tanks and the water makers. And you all know what we make our water fom dont you?

[Bosun]

maybe i would suggent JFOP that you take some flags to work with you
for such occassions as these

[Friar Tuck]

Has he bloody finished in there yet?

I wanna go now!