Terrorist Caught

[Jay]

TEACHER ARRESTED!

At Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al- gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

[Shudy]

Quite right as I told my maths teacher

"There are three sorts of people in this world. Those that can count and them that can't"

[Bosun]

how does a monster count to 31?
takes one shoe offf

[defarter]

TEACHER ARRESTED!

At Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al- gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Me brain must be going, took me about 2 min-u-ets to klick. :o
I do not require no feed back on this please... :o

just going to pour out a large Jamesons :(

[triker_gal]

Me brain must be going, took me about 2 min-u-ets to klick. :o
I do not require no feed back on this please... :o

just going to pour out a large Jamesons :(
Ria passes the gun over :D

[defarter]

so much for no feed back :o :o

ah well still got some in me bottle :D :D

[saxman]

SHOCK ---HORROR :eek: Tina Turner arrested at airport, she was found wiv 9 inches of crack in her pants..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[triker_gal]

ROFLMFAO ,nice one Sax :D

[defarter]

SHOCK ---HORROR :eek: Tina Turner arrested at airport, she was found wiv 9 inches of crack in her pants..... :eek: :eek: :eek:


Wot appened to the whizz.

I logged on to that one straight away.

[triker_gal]

I logged on to that one straight away.Shock, horror, gasp, defarter must have found the other half of his brain cell at last !! :D

*fly's for cover *

[defarter]

Shock, horror, gasp, defarter must have found the other half of his brain cell at last !! :D

*fly's for cover *

It's the only ath :D

[triker_gal]

ROFL :D :D (good sport )

[Dusty]

I logged on to that one straight away.


nobody said she had a log in her pants !

[Gypsy]

nobody said she had a log in her pants !

must have coughed to hard

[Rogue Monkey]

TEACHER ARRESTED!

At Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al- gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Hheheheh! Jolly good! Wish I had thought of it! :D

[defarter]

nobody said she had a log in her pants !


If she had a log in er pants I'd be fur-kin worried :D :D :D