Humpty Dumpty

[saxman]

humpty dumpty sat on a bed
whilst little bo peep was givin him head
when he came, she started to weep
cos she could tell by the taste
he'd been shaggin her sheep

[defarter]

Ewe thats a good un :D :D :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Mary had a little skirt
It was split right up the side
And everywhere that Mary walked
You could always see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
That was split right up the front...
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But she didn't wear it often.

[Mrs Reject]

humpty dumpty sat on a bed
whilst little bo peep was givin him head
when he came, she started to weep
cos she could tell by the taste
he'd been shaggin her sheep

And you looked like such a nice person when we met you at the "Gone Potty"
:)