DyNasty
14-09-2004, 02:11 AM
Now I'm not sayin' that Cowboys is tough, but they make some of us bikers look like real woosies.
Here it is...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie after a long ride, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The guy from Texas says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
The guy from Wyoming couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I am still here today!"
The Alberta cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his cock.
Here it is...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie after a long ride, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.
The guy from Texas says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
The guy from Wyoming couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I am still here today!"
The Alberta cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his cock.