I want riches, fame, women and half a bitter please.

[Crofty]

How do freelancers, er, freelance? If I wrote a piece on a bike/do/camel and sent it to you with some pretty pictures, would it get in the mag if it was good enough? I need a job now I'm back at uni and bikeless ('til I save enough for a 250 hack. My maxim X lives in the folks' garage. And it's got no Tax) can I make a few quid? Hell what about a coupla free ones, just for the sake of having my work published? Any help or advice from anyone would be appreciated. Dan. :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Well! you could start by drinking pints instead of halves mate! yer wont get a woman drinkin halves! ;) :D

[Crofty]

Well! you could start by drinking pints instead of halves mate! yer wont get a woman drinkin halves! ;) :D
The halves bit was a quote from men behaving badly. I've not watched that episode in well over a year. Why the hell do I still remember **** like that?!? And for the record, I am a pints man. (goes into corner to lick emotional wounds)

[Mrs Reject]

God, don't talk to me about uni/being skint!!! I'm back on the 28th and having given up the holiday job am totally brassic. We'll be going to the pub and drinking leftovers and picking up left over dogends :(

[Mitch]

Nowt new there then!! :D nah, it's back to the bottles of Vodka under the table for us then Mrs R!! :cool:

[Crofty]

yeah, hence me needing a job, I'm afraid i can't get "Mater and Pater" to pay for everything for me, unlike a lot of those there (not that they should have to) I just thought it'd be cool to get something in the mag. More fun than McDonald's. They turned me down for a job once, how demoralising is that! i think it was the bit where they asked me "what McDonalds means to me" (what the fuck) and I replied "Cheap Food" :)

[Bosun]

. We'll be going to the pub and drinking leftovers and picking up left over dogends :(



:eek: handy hint some spittooons need stirringfirst if in one lump can be difficult :eek: :eek:

[Jim]

More fun than McDonald's. They turned me down for a job once, how demoralising is that! i think it was the bit where they asked me "what McDonalds means to me" (what the fuck) and I replied "Cheap Food" :)[/QUOTE]
Good answer, I just wish I could have been there to see their faces !

[Bosun]

[/QUOTE]
Good answer, I just wish I could have been there to see their faces ![/QUOTE]


they would all be covered in acne so really you dont want to

[ForestFred]

Good answer, I just wish I could have been there to see their faces ![/QUOTE]


they would all be covered in acne so really you dont want to[/QUOTE]
Thats why I never have a bannana shake from Mc Donalds :eek:

[Jim]

Yuch....... !

[Bosun]

Good answer, I just wish I could have been there to see their faces !


they would all be covered in acne so really you dont want to[/QUOTE]
Thats why I never have a bannana shake from Mc Donalds :eek:[/QUOTE]
eeeeeeeeewww :eek: :eek: thats just put me off me porridge

[Crofty]

I'm never gonna be a journo, am I? Anyway, I found out that when they ask that question, the answer is "Teamwork" because that's what my mates said and they got jobs. So I'll take it from there.
Name? Teamwork
Sex? Teamwork!!

[Mitch]

yeah, hence me needing a job, I'm afraid i can't get "Mater and Pater" to pay for everything for me, unlike a lot of those there (not that they should have to) I just thought it'd be cool to get something in the mag. More fun than McDonald's. They turned me down for a job once, how demoralising is that! i think it was the bit where they asked me "what McDonalds means to me" (what the fuck) and I replied "Cheap Food" :)

What the feck do they ask stupid questions like that for????? What do they expect the answer to be? Oh MacDonalds means feckin' paradise to me, I love macDonalds so much i wank every time i hear the name - for Chrissakes!!!:eek: I'd say it's because I've always wantd to say, "Do you want fries with that" and also i want to work for macDonalds because i'm on a diet and I wouldn't eat that filth if it was the last food on earth so there's no chance I'll break my diet by going on a binge at your establishment! :)
Signed Mrs R (couldn't be bothered to log in)

[Shudy]

I have all these.
Can you really handle it?
All I really want is a woman who can make real fruit cake and a nice cup o' tea. Oh yes and screw me like a pornstar.

[Bosun]

Oh yes and screw me like a pornstar.

mmm nice turn of phrase :D
do you want the naff overdubbing as well?

[Mrs Reject]

And the brazilian wax *shudder*.

[Shudy]

mmm nice turn of phrase :D
do you want the naff overdubbing as well?

Oh yes oh yes oh yes MMmmmmmmmmmmmohhhhhhhyeeeeeessssssss

[Shudy]

shudder.

Only get called that when I've been naughty :eek:

[acidpixie]

ive found it bloody difficult to find a woman with a really dodgy German accent who can still go " ja baby ja, das ist sooo gut!" ... even when her mouth is full. :o

[Shudy]

It's not real life you know. It's a film.