Woman Drivers

[PILRCGeff]

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to
> my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles
> per hour
> with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
> eyeliner!
> I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
> halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me
> (I'm a
> man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which, knocked the
> bacon roll
> out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
> out the car
> using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile
> from my ear,
> which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash
> and burn
> BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me
> drop the
> cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
> IMPORTANT CALL.
> ****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

[Juke]

oooh....i thought i was gonna be in for a mega rant then........... :rolleyes:

as it happened i chuckled quietly to meself.......... :D

[scouselee]

I don't know what to say, I was looking forward to a pretty heated thread then, ah well back to work :(

[PILRCGeff]

OMG Geff, you been doing forensics on Noah's hard drive again. That was ancient when the old 100% forum went tits up :D

As they say H, the old ones are the good ones, but we werent all here when it all started! It was newe to me when I saw it.