dracken1
11-09-2004, 09:52 PM
a rep who has a glass eye is feeling very depressed.
the glass eye was a cheap chinese affair with a square pupil.
it really was depressing him, what with kids laughing at him and people staring.
one day in a small country pub where he often called into for a drink.
the landlord pointed out a guy, saying, "he used to make custom glass eyes maybe he can help you.
so over he goes to the guy, explains his prob.
"yes i can help you, but i would need a complete real eye in the same colour as yours to make it from".
"where the hell am i supposed to get one from" our rep asks.
"thats your prob i'm afraid" replies the doctor, who gets up, gives him his address and leaves.
the rep is sitting there wondering how the hell he's gonna get a real eye. when theres a loud squeal of tyres outside.
a motorcyclist has crashed and hit a tree.
he rushes out to see if he can help. but alas its to late. the unfortunate biker is dead. but, he suddenly notices that his eyes look exactly like his one real eye.
he rushes back into the pub and returns with a dessert spoon and quickly removes one of the dead mans eyes, then takes out his own glass eye and pops it into the bikers empty eye socket,
he quickly takes the eye to the address of the man he had met. who within 3 hours had made a perfectly matched glass eye,
our man was over joyed and paid and went on his merry way..
two weeks later he has business in the same area. as he pulls into the pub carpark he notices the police signs on the road asking for witnesses to the motorcycle accident.
inside the pub he asks the landlord how come theres still signs up.
"they can't understand how it could have happened, the motorcyclist was alone and had ridden all the way from scotland, that 450 miles" the landlord explained.
"so what, whats so strange in that?. what has that got to do with anything" the rep asks puzzled.
the landlord leans across the bar making sure no one is in earshot and says.
"when they did the autopsy they discovered he had two glass eyes"!!!
the glass eye was a cheap chinese affair with a square pupil.
it really was depressing him, what with kids laughing at him and people staring.
one day in a small country pub where he often called into for a drink.
the landlord pointed out a guy, saying, "he used to make custom glass eyes maybe he can help you.
so over he goes to the guy, explains his prob.
"yes i can help you, but i would need a complete real eye in the same colour as yours to make it from".
"where the hell am i supposed to get one from" our rep asks.
"thats your prob i'm afraid" replies the doctor, who gets up, gives him his address and leaves.
the rep is sitting there wondering how the hell he's gonna get a real eye. when theres a loud squeal of tyres outside.
a motorcyclist has crashed and hit a tree.
he rushes out to see if he can help. but alas its to late. the unfortunate biker is dead. but, he suddenly notices that his eyes look exactly like his one real eye.
he rushes back into the pub and returns with a dessert spoon and quickly removes one of the dead mans eyes, then takes out his own glass eye and pops it into the bikers empty eye socket,
he quickly takes the eye to the address of the man he had met. who within 3 hours had made a perfectly matched glass eye,
our man was over joyed and paid and went on his merry way..
two weeks later he has business in the same area. as he pulls into the pub carpark he notices the police signs on the road asking for witnesses to the motorcycle accident.
inside the pub he asks the landlord how come theres still signs up.
"they can't understand how it could have happened, the motorcyclist was alone and had ridden all the way from scotland, that 450 miles" the landlord explained.
"so what, whats so strange in that?. what has that got to do with anything" the rep asks puzzled.
the landlord leans across the bar making sure no one is in earshot and says.
"when they did the autopsy they discovered he had two glass eyes"!!!