1 For The Ladies...

[defarter]

Having been left on my own for 2 weeks at home while er is sunning her bum i thought i could manage, Hmmmmmmm today i bought myself a frozen dinner and i was just about to cook it by the instrucky-tions on the back of the packet and it says pre heat oven 190c/375f now my proby-lem is we have only got numbers on our cooker. HELPppppppppppppp :confused:

Roll on monday the cafe is open again. :o


Come home dear all is forgiven......

wat' er creep i am :D

[defarter]

Where has all the ladies gone I'm starving to death ear... :( :(

[defarter]

Sod it I've put it on number 8. :D

[Mitch]

Sod it I've put it on number 8. :D

I think you might burn it - that's 230 degrees -

You should stick it on Gas Mark 5!!

Hope that helps...

Mitch (def. a bloke who has cooked since age 17 - easy when you know how
:) )

[defarter]

Just turned it down........Owe u a beer :D

also bought a bottle of Jamesons to wash it down. :D :D

[Mitch]

Just turned it down........Owe u a beer :D

also bought a bottle of Jamesons to wash it down. :D :D

fukin'ell, are you at Forum Party? It looks like me and Mrs R will be on freebies all night - yeah right!!! :D

[defarter]

Don't think so' gotta start rebuilding er in dor's trike over the next couple of weeks now that we have all the bits but hope to see yer at a rally :D :D :D

[defarter]

Very slightly crisp :o and the tin of garden peas lied to me they was mushy :confused: feeling much better now, who needs a woman in the kitchen anyway. :D


all right i lie-did about the last bit :p

[Mrs Reject]

One for the ladies!!!!!I wouldn't ask me if I were you unless you like eating charcoal! Not very good at that sorta ting me :D

[defarter]

Ha, when er in dor's comes home at least i can say i cooked a frozen dinner, even if i had a liddle bit of help from the other half of you 2s 2 some, does that sound right. :confused Jamesons must be working already.... :D :D ;)

[Born2bVile]

How to cook a frozen meal.

You will need :
Three frozen meals
One Microwave
One Oven
One large piece of cardboard
One first aid kit
One telephone

Take the first frozen meal out of the packet. Read the instructions. Place in microwave and turn it on.

Remove meal from microwave, re-read instructions. Realise that instead of cooking on a medium heat for 5 minutes, you have just nuked it for 15 (that bit of ice left on the box distorts numbers).

Throw meal 1 in the bin and reach for meal number 2.

Place meal in oven (less technical than microwaves).

Wait for 5 minutes, then wonder what the smell is.

Open oven and collapse from toxic fumes.

Sleep with the hallucinations for 3 minutes then come round. Remove meal 2 from the oven. Inflict serious burns on yourself in the process. Yes, you missed the part where the instructions for a normal oven state 'remove all packaging'.

Take third meal out, remove all packaging and place in the oven.

Take the first aid kit and proceed to apply pads, bandages etc to all scalded parts of you. Then wonder what the smell is.

Open oven and waft large piece of carboard to dispel the smoke from your now charcoaled meal. First aid takes longer than you think.

Remove charcoal, turn off oven.

Take the telephone and ring the local takeaway.

Cheers,

Byrnie.

[defarter]

yer but my cooker as only got numbers on it not this modern 190f/300c and whats the point of putting that on the packet when my cooooooo ker as got 1 to 9 :confused: :confused: :confused:

[technoboiler]

if it helps,,,u can look for a recipie book and convert the gas/electric accordingly

lol,,,that was me being sensible,,,,,shant happen again

[defarter]

No need er is coming home next week but thanks anyway :D

Pub for dinner tomorrow :D

Cafe mon to fri :D

And er is home saturday :p

[technoboiler]

u gotta be prepared,,,,aint u seen shirley valentine?.....lol

[defarter]

Naaaaa don't say that i need me teas maid back :eek: :eek:


Anyways she phoned this morning and told me she is missing me, Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :D :D

[Shudy]

One for the ladies!!!!!I wouldn't ask me if I were you unless you like eating charcoal! Not very good at that sorta ting me :D

And since when did you become a "Lady"?

[Mrs Reject]

Good point! :)