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Bosun
10-09-2004, 04:17 PM
as we enter the season of mist and mellow fruitfulness..
with the forum party only but a few weeks away..
should you skewer and sting up your nuts in readiness??











Conkers you lewd people what else did you think :eek:
1st national 100% biker conker contest...
Yoda
10-09-2004, 04:20 PM
are we allowed to bake and laquer them?

Yoda
Bosun
10-09-2004, 04:41 PM
oooh that would be naughhty


oooh look im a billy nop mates... and me pizzas burning boogerrr
krammer
10-09-2004, 04:47 PM
i'm up for a game of conkers! especially if i can use 'big bertha' the hardest conker yet to come out of the bekaa valley.
Mrs Reject
10-09-2004, 07:45 PM
Now then now then, as you know our beloved Fuhrer (sorry I mean Tony Blair) doesn't allow conker fights any more just in case we hurt out itty bitty fingers and sue someone for a million squid.
Only foam conkers allowed thank you very much and only after I have personally carried out a risk assessment and health and safety audit! So there
:)
Shudy
10-09-2004, 07:49 PM
as we enter the season of mist and mellow fruitfulness..
with the forum party only but a few weeks away..
should you skewer and sting up your nuts in readiness??

Can't we string the buggers up instead?











Conkers you lewd people what else did you think :eek:
1st national 100% biker conker contest...[/QUOTE]
Jim
10-09-2004, 08:49 PM
Soak in vinegar, then bakethen...............KILL! KILL! KILL!


Ooooh matron, time for me tablets !
Shudy
10-09-2004, 09:23 PM
.....KILL! KILL! KILL!

Moderator moderator quick, Oi, this isn't Bakerswet you know! It's nice here, We're nice here.
defarter
10-09-2004, 09:25 PM
Who's got the biggest conkers then :D ;)
Shudy
10-09-2004, 09:27 PM
Except to the tw@s that ride 3 wheelers, those lippy bastards with the japper rice burner ****, the gonks with HDs, and those fossils that ride old british iron, people with no licences, the idiots that push italian and any other tosser that posts on here.

Wankers all of 'em OR liars.....
defarter
10-09-2004, 09:31 PM
Here Here..............in total agreement :D
Bosun
10-09-2004, 10:37 PM
[QUOTE=Shudy]Can't we string the buggers up instead?QUOTE]


i dont see why not, cheese cutters at dawn maybe
liztombs
11-09-2004, 07:17 AM
com on lads drop ur kecks its nut grabbing season!!!!! yipee :p
Bosun
11-09-2004, 07:23 AM
com on lads drop ur kecks its nut grabbing season!!!!! yipee :p


not to mention the fruitfull abundance of plums at the moment :)