Pugwash
09-09-2004, 06:51 PM
A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters
club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest
at who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That
won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and
told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She
said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to Spending the rest
of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed
John!"
Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on
the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a
bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell
asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"
club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest
at who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That
won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home and
told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She
said, "Aye, what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to Spending the rest
of me life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed
John!"
Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on
the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night with a toast about you Mary." She said, "Aye and I was a
bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell
asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"