did you know....

[Doro]

"that if you buy a lottery ticket you increase your chance to win by 100%"



genuine quote taken from a lottery advert...!


oh how we laughed :D

[defarter]

What if you buy 2 :confused:

[Gypsy]

then book yer self a holiday .... yeah right... surely someone in the national lottery must have realised what a bloody stupid statement that was

[defarter]

On my brothers change of life day he bought 100 tickets :D

I told him not to waste his money :o :o

[Doro]

what's a change of life day?

[defarter]

what's a change of life day?

7.8 mil + the lose change :D :D :D

[Doro]

cor

I wanna one of them there change of life day thingies








please

[defarter]

Silly-thing was at the time " I told him not to waste his money " :eek:

[Doro]

oh, you mean he bought 100 tickets - then won 7.8mil?

I thought you meant he won the money then used some of his winnings to buy more tickets

duh

I constantly remind myself of a 'Whale' song (excellent band) called

"young dum and full of cum"

well, at least one of those applies...

:eek:

[defarter]

His never bought another ticket since.... ;)

[Huw Beer Monster]

Spare a shekel for an old ex-leper? ;)

[Gypsy]

go away he's not giving you anything !!!!!!

[cxdemon]

Ok hows about half a dinari then?
:D

[defarter]

Just a word of advice if this ever happens to you don't go public otherwise the postman stops delivering your mail but a lorry with many sacks arrives at 9 0/c each morning. :eek: :eek:

[Huw Beer Monster]

Ok hows about half a dinari then?
:D
Half a dinari? For me bloody life story?

[Shudy]

96% of statistics are made up on the spot!

[Doro]

yeah, and when did anyone you know ever get asked to take part in one of those surveys?

[Huw Beer Monster]

yeah, and when did anyone you know ever get asked to take part in one of those surveys?

Me. I'm forever been stopped by idiots in town asking me stupid questions.

[Doro]

*snigger*

no comment Huw

:D

[Shudy]

Are you a 1%er then :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Yup, 1% human, 99% Beer

"You've got veins in your bodies and we've got Boddies in us veins..."

[Rogue Monkey]

very wise! (not buyin anymore tickets)