I would like to be in your mag

[rukhsana]

http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/122005/12122005131752-48944t.jpg
Hi, i would love to do a shoot in your mag, if you will have me. I could even get my own photographer.Come on chaps help me out! :D

[Fran]

100% Pat is the lady to see. :)

[Spike]

if you click on 100% pats name, you can email using the link that appers ;)

[Juke]

i find that [icture highly offensive and wish to have it removed....please.... :D

[Spike]

i find that [icture highly offensive and wish to have it removed....please.... :D

SOD OFF !!! :D

[rukhsana]

I tried to pick a image that would keep this thread out of the 18 forum lol
thanks fran,spike

[Shaun the Fatman]

i find the clothes in that picture highly offensive and wish to have them removed....please.... :D
Hear hear, unwrap the presents.

[rommel]

i find that [icture highly offensive and wish to have it removed....please.... :D
Your only jealous................................... :D







































I'm running as fast as my fat legs will let me.................................. :eek:

[defarter]

I'm running as fast as my fat legs will let me.................................. :eek:



one step, two steps................. :D

[kitkatman]

http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/122005/12122005131752-48944t.jpg
Hi, i would love to do a shoot in your mag, if you will have me. I could even get my own photographer.Come on chaps help me out! :D
OOOOH I MIGHT HAVE A CAMERA LAYING ABOUT, THE PICTURES MIGHT HAVE DRIBBLE MARKS ON THE THOUGH :D

[Dougie]

i find that [icture highly offensive and wish to have it removed....please.... :D
Yawn........

[kitkatman]

Yawn........
is old age catching up mate....... :D

[shaggy696969]

I like her shes sweet looking :rolleyes: , come round my house ill take some piccies of you on me bike ..... :D (ill clear it with mrs shaggy first )

[Dougie]

is old age catching up mate....... :D
No,just boredom.......... :rolleyes:

[kitkatman]

No,just boredom.......... :rolleyes:
what you and fran upto later

[Dougie]

Having a few beers and watching the telly,m8.Sure as hell ain't going to Embra's "Street Party".Don't fancy having some totally rat-arsed foreigner pissing down my leg while listening to some sh!te third rate band......
There will be very very few locals at it,we've more sense.

[Yoda]

OOOOH I MIGHT HAVE A CAMERA LAYING ABOUT, THE PICTURES MIGHT HAVE DRIBBLE MARKS ON THE THOUGH :D
I Have a new camera :) :) :)

[kitkatman]

I Have a new camera :) :)
i put the reply on first......................... :D :D

[Friar Tuck]

i find that [icture highly offensive and wish to have it removed....please.... :D
I could always lend her one of me jumpers!

[Friar Tuck]

http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/122005/12122005131752-48944t.jpg
Hi, i would love to do a shoot in your mag, if you will have me. I could even get my own photographer.Come on chaps help me out! :D

MATROOOON!!!!!?????

[iomrob]

I could always lend her one of me jumpers!

well, 2 things really

1/ it would be the first time people looked at one of your jumpers and were'nt offended :p

2/ it would be far to big for her

mind you she would be the winner at a bad taste party :D

[Tom-madbiker]

http://www.net-model.com/UserImages/122005/12122005131752-48944t.jpg
Hi, i would love to do a shoot in your mag, if you will have me. I could even get my own photographer.Come on chaps help me out! :D
come on round i will lay you over me trike and grab my trusty nikon might even give yer a ride afterwards (s ok the seats are wipable) :D

[Juke]

shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............ :rolleyes:

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands.......... :D

not having a go at anyone, just voicing an opinion.............. :p

[Kingo]

Silicon looks good but natural is much better :D

[Tom-madbiker]

Agree with glyn on that one :D

[Mojow1958]

I Have a new camera

we Know you have.....and you couldnt stop playing with it the last time I saw you..... :D






you were flashing everywhere........ :p











your camera that is............ahem.......... :D

[Yoda]

we Know you have.....and you couldnt stop playing with it the last time I saw you..... :D

you were flashing everywhere........ :p

your camera that is............ahem.......... :D

much faster reload time on this one
so twice as many pics - there is no escape :)

[SatinBlack]

So who's gonna be first to use it for an avatar?
Had to resize it as a couple of things made it to big :rolleyes:
http://www.sy9apses.plus.com/12122005131752-48944t%20(Custom).jpg

[Friar Tuck]

shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............ :rolleyes:

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands.......... :D

not having a go at anyone, just voicing an opinion.............. :p
Well, you know those little valves on beach balls? You could have them surgically implanted where your nipples are! Then you could always use a bicycle pump to blow them up to the size of your own choice?

[UKRobT309]

shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............ :rolleyes:

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands.......... :D

not having a go at anyone, just voicing an opinion.............. :p
No bloody way, give me real tits and a real woman anytime, especially with good hips and long dark hair. Yummy :D

[Jonnyfp]

I would certainly renew my subscription if Ruksana was featured :D

Happy new year everyone btw.

[rukhsana]

Hi, been away for a wild newyear, still no offer for a shoot :( Notice a lot of talk of plastic tits who said they where plastic? :eek:

[bad toad]

Hi, been away for a wild newyear, still no offer for a shoot :( Notice a lot of talk of plastic tits who said they where plastic? :eek:
well they aint black so they cant be sillycoon!!! so they gotta be plastic!!! :eek:

[critch]

Hi, been away for a wild newyear, still no offer for a shoot :( Notice a lot of talk of plastic tits who said they where plastic? :eek:

only one jealous lady :D :D

youll have to get hold of 100%pat to get a booking.....

[rukhsana]

I emailed pat, but waiting her reply.... come on pat lets have a shoot :D

[Bosun]

dont rush..

the best things come to those that wait :D

[Friar Tuck]

dont rush..

the best things come to those that wait :D
I'm still waiting and she hasn't come to me yet! :(

[shaggy696969]

c'mon pat give the girl a go ....

http://tinypic.com/jpv3pg.jpg

[Spike]

ok then, i'll ask....

Are ya boobs 100% natural, or are ya modified :rolleyes: :D

I dont mind either way :)

[shaggy696969]

who gives a sh!t ........ I know I wouldnt.

[Doro]

while we're on the subject pixie would like to be a model in the mag too............ :eek:

yoda & spike liked her dancing *grin*

[Spike]

Damn right !! ;) :D

Say hi to her from me :)

[Doro]

yeah I will, she's failed her driving test 3 times now poor bairn, only gets 6 minors then does a major lol

[100%Pat]

All would be models send pics and 'spec sheet' to Mr S Mears at The Old School adress etc..
Nowt to do with me... :D

[Doro]

aw thanks pat - pixie will be chuffed :)

so, what's a spec sheet? lol

[minxy]

RECENT PIC AND A PAIR OF PANTS! :eek:

[Spike]

I imagine its a portfolio, with photo's, hight, weight, dress size etc ;)

[minxy]

The pic and pants worked for me in SF many moons ago. But that was just a pic in readers rides lol ;)

[RebuiltYorkie]

I tried to pick a image that would keep this thread out of the 18 forum lol
thanks fran,spike

Yer pictures...............................Toooooooooo oooo conservitive for me!

[Mojow1958]

well they aint black so they cant be sillycoon!!! so they gotta be plastic!!! :eek:


black or white it dont matter....if there real.......kool by me...... :D

[ladymonster]

Prove that they aren't :D

[ladymonster]

You can show em for free if you feel you really have too.... get onto the 18+ section.

BTW I would prefer to see males naked thanks, you are boring as I don't fancy women :rolleyes:

[Yoda]

All would be models send pics and 'spec sheet' to Mr S Mears at The Old School adress etc..
Nowt to do with me... :D
Just Fired mine off now

and if you dont use me i wil have to sue under the crulty to animals act :) :)

[Freak]

Just Fired mine off now

and if you dont use me i wil have to sue under the crulty to animals act :) :)

PAT.... more seed coming your way :eek:

[Fran]

PAT.... more seed coming your way :eek:



Pat ducks & Freak misses! :D

[Nik]

Bugger, I can't see the pic ... someone email it to me? :(

sfnik@hotmail.com

Thankee.

:)

[kissmyass]

I would also like to be in your mag ;)

[rukhsana]

:rolleyes: When did arnie sign up :cool: I'l be back :p not telling u if my tits are real, if you dont know it meens:-
a/ my natural tits are that good they could be a boob job
b/ my boob jobs that good they could be passed off as natural

[chinster]

Real or not they are still very pleasant on me eyes :p

[rommel]

suppose thats one way to have them........................................... :rolleyes:

[chinster]

Beats cold tea bags hands down !!

[rommel]

lol...................... :D

[rukhsana]

well thats one way of putting it

[rukhsana]

well thats one way of putting it

[Shirley]

I would also like to be in your mag ;)
Don't call us we'll call you! :eek: :D

[Freak]

well thats one way of putting it
well thats one way of putting it
That's rather ironic, did you mean to do that :D

[kissmyass]

Don't call us we'll call you! :eek: :D


LOL, you got me there ;)

[ladymonster]

More pics of blokes please, fat, short, ugly, tiny little ... finger whatever :cool:

[Bosun]

More pics of blokes please, fat, short, ugly, tiny little ... finger whatever :cool:
well that covers most :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

well that covers most :Dand all of that covers me... although I have big ... hands...

[ladymonster]

Maybe you could show us your hands in the 18+ section.... some people have hand fetishes.... not saying who :p

[Mojow1958]

I couldnt possibly show my hands...they never stay still long enuff, there always playing with something or the other...ahem......... :p