Just my luck

[Freak]

Mrs Freak asked me some time before crimbo what I'd like Father Christmas to bring me (as I'd been a good boy all year ;) ) So after much thought and general pondering I decided it was time I had meself a new camping stove. Not that there's anything much wrong with the current one except it's the size of a small aga and uses more fuel then Hemel Hemsted. Seeing as it was my own choice I was left the task of making sure the fat bloke in red delivered the correct item on the big day. I surfed a few sites looking for the marvelous Trangia stoves that most of the club seem to get on with really well until I found exactly what I was looking for... a small, compact, lightweight stove complete with ali pans and (most importantly of all) an integral kettle. The money was transfered and the delivery address was put in Mrs Freaks name so I wouldn't be seeing my crimbo present till the appropriate day. So christmas day comes and I get me pressie all rapped up in nice paper with ribbons and stuff. I tares off the paper and guess what, it aint the fecker I ordered but two versions better. 'WOW, that can't be right I never get luck like that' I remember thinking to meself..... and I was right. I may now be the proud owner of stainless steel, non stick pans with aluminium exteriors for even heat distribution, but I aint got a fricking kettle. OK, so that can be easily put right I hear you say. Ah, buts thats only half the story cause when I popped open the box... there's NO FECKING BURNER EITHER. Basically all I've ended up with.... is a set of pans. Oh well, I expect they'll look great on me old cooker.
Christmas, aint it marvelous. :rolleyes:

[krammer]

should'nt laugh but......................................ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!ha!ha! :D :D

[Kingo]

Would have loved to have seen the expession on your face Freak lol :D

[Grav]

Krammer, you heartless bastard! that's his christmas pressie he's on about............

Freak, Trangia usually put the burner in the kettle when they pack them........

oops!

[Freak]

Krammer, you heartless bastard! that's his christmas pressie he's on about............

Freak, Trangia usually put the burner in the kettle when they pack them........

oops!

Well that's just stupid :rolleyes: :D

[100%Pat]

What say we just call you Jamie Oliver then...
Not only did Freaky boy get a new set of saucepans for crimbo... but he picked them himself....
Hmmmm nice....
If someone bought me saucepans as a gift I'd insert them where the sun dont shine for him... :rolleyes:

[UKRobT309]

Mrs Freak asked me some time before crimbo what I'd like Father Christmas to bring me (as I'd been a good boy all year ;) ) So after much thought and general pondering I decided it was time I had meself a new camping stove. Not that there's anything much wrong with the current one except it's the size of a small aga and uses more fuel then Hemel Hemsted. Seeing as it was my own choice I was left the task of making sure the fat bloke in red delivered the correct item on the big day. I surfed a few sites looking for the marvelous Trangia stoves that most of the club seem to get on with really well until I found exactly what I was looking for... a small, compact, lightweight stove complete with ali pans and (most importantly of all) an integral kettle. The money was transfered and the delivery address was put in Mrs Freaks name so I wouldn't be seeing my crimbo present till the appropriate day. So christmas day comes and I get me pressie all rapped up in nice paper with ribbons and stuff. I tares off the paper and guess what, it aint the fecker I ordered but two versions better. 'WOW, that can't be right I never get luck like that' I remember thinking to meself..... and I was right. I may now be the proud owner of stainless steel, non stick pans with aluminium exteriors for even heat distribution, but I aint got a fricking kettle. OK, so that can be easily put right I hear you say. Ah, buts thats only half the story cause when I popped open the box... there's NO FECKING BURNER EITHER. Basically all I've ended up with.... is a set of pans. Oh well, I expect they'll look great on me old cooker.
Christmas, aint it marvelous. :rolleyes:
Im sorry mate but after the last 24 hours this thread is a peach. I know i shouldnt laugh but fuck me i did :D
You want a cooker and light? You can have my coleman one mate with pleasure. :D

[Bosun]

no no mustn;'t HAHAJHAHAHA

excellent freak

[Spike]

Ya silly sod !!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Aluminium-Camping-Kettle-1-Litre-Brand-New-Unused_W0QQitemZ8742004005QQcategoryZ16036QQssPage NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


** snigger ** :rolleyes:

[critch]

my trangia works fine :)

[Freak]

Thanks for that Spike and that's a very generous offer Rob
but I've come to an arrangement with the supplier ;)
A happy ending at last :D

[iomrob]

picking your own saucepan set for xmas ........ thats just so gay and fluffy :D

[UKRobT309]

Thanks for that Spike and that's a very generous offer Rob
but I've come to an arrangement with the supplier ;)
A happy ending at last :D
No worries mate but your doin the cookin when we next go up Snowdonia :D

[Freak]

No worries mate but your doin the cookin when we next go up Snowdonia :D

You're on mate :D (I must order a new pinny)

[Jonnyfp]

You can borrow gravs french maid rubber pinny after i've finished with it..

[Grav]

There had better not be any unsightly stains on it when you give it back either. :D

[Grav]

I've come to an arrangement with the supplier ;)
A happy ending at last :D

Result! Nice one Freak. :)

[critch]

A happy ending at last :D

and knowing your luck youll put your back out first time you kneel down to use it..... :D :D

[iomrob]

There had better not be any unsightly stains on it when you give it back either. :D


ah , so jonnys is just washing it for you then :p

[Grav]

Well he had better not be shagging his bird in it. :mad: :D

[iomrob]

Well he had better not be shagging his bird in it.
and you would trust him on that :eek: , a brummie, and jonny at that :rolleyes:

[Grav]

And you believe I had one to lend him? :p :D

[critch]

robs that gullable he beleived he was moving to a tropical island... :D

[Grav]

ROFLMAO! :D

Excellent, Critch. :D

[critch]

i aim to please, rob on the other hand has trouble aiming for the toilet bowl :D

[Jonnyfp]

*jonny sees chance to switch back to his paternal regionalism*

yay scousers rule...you tell im Critch..



*finds aqualung so he can breath up bum oles* :D

[Bosun]

Well he had better not be shagging his bird in it. :mad: :D


well thats one way to finish the turkey off