snow

[the boatman]

just looked out the window and it's snowing like billyo out there must be about 2-3 " thick and still falling :D

[Dougie]

So where are you?And don't say on the banks of the River Styx......... :rolleyes:

[shaggy696969]

You lucky lucky Bastard !!!

[the boatman]

i be from Potton in Bedfordshire :D

[Spike]

Got snow in Coventry as well :mad:

[Shep]

Keep your bloody snow. :mad:

I got 102 cattle, 80 calves and 300 sheep to feed this afternoon. On my own. :rolleyes:

[the boatman]

can't you do an air drop like they do in Africa :D

[Bosun]

can't you do an air drop like they do in Africa :D
LOL excellent


snowed earlier, when felt like going out on bike
now stopped so may walk to pub for a swift 1/2

[the boatman]

pint sounds good to me Fayji where you at

[Bosun]

within the safety zone of the m25 where accountants run free

[the boatman]

see you in four days if i start walking now

[Bosun]

i could still bre there :D

[the boatman]

lol :D :D :D

[Urban Terrorist]

Fack me, all we had was poofy snow, it looked like little polystyrene balls :rolleyes:

It's all gone now :mad:

[baldyshinehead]

snowed in northants today :D still some left on the ground and its ment to snow again later

[Shaun the Fatman]

Keep your bloody snow. :mad:

I got 102 cattle, 80 calves and 300 sheep to feed this afternoon. On my own. :rolleyes:
Damn and all that washing up afterwards. Get them to clear their own damn plates into the dishwasher, never mind the port and cigars.

[the boatman]

still got snow, took Rommel out for a walk in it.

[critch]

still got snow, took Rommel out for a walk in it.
its nice that someone takes time from their busy shedules to include an resident from "st cuthberts home for the terminally bewildered" in activities in normal society.i applaud you :D

[the boatman]

comunity service :D

[critch]

comunity service :D

gotta be worth at least 10 hours ;)

[the boatman]

i was thinking about putting skates on him and just taking him out for a drag instead :D

[Bosun]

heavy sleet in time for another walk to ythr pub

[the boatman]

Rommel's been licking his paw's since the last time must be cold for the old fella ;)

[krammer]

froze my conkers off mooching 'round brum today. i shall be freezing my conkers off again later when i pirouette my way to the pub ,damn! it's slippy out there!!

[madastoast]

And we have the white stuff up here in sheffield :D

[Grav]

No snow at all here in sunny Wigan.

[noizy git]

I've been away visiting relatives in Suffolk and had to drive back today.I kept the local radio on for traffic reports and they described it as "festive" snow but festive wasn't the f word I was using as I had to go 70 miles in it :mad:
Home safe now so it's off out for a refreshing stroll which might just involve a swift beer at the local :D

[baldyshinehead]

20 mins down the road its snowing loads, about 2" deep now. but non here since earlier :(

[Fran]

No snow at all here in sunny Wigan.
You won't be "ski ing in the snow" with Wigan's Ovation then Grav? :D

[krammer]

No snow at all here in sunny Wigan. is it still sunny in wiganshire or is it jonnies afterburner lighting up the sky?

[Grav]

No Krammer, it is no longer sunny here in Wigan as it is night time. Jonny is not allowed to enter Wigan as we have a Bye Law to stop him. :D

[saxman]

we have snow now......................... :mad:

[critch]

No Krammer, it is no longer sunny here in Wigan as it is night time. Jonny is not allowed to enter Wigan as we have a Bye Law to stop him. :D

yep all true you can pelt JFP with stale butter pies if hes caught in wigan chorely or standish after dark

we in liverpool use mersey trout to slap him soundly around the face

[kitkatman]

snowing in kempston.......................



kanting stuff............... :eek:

[the boatman]

snowing in kempston.......................



kanting stuff............... :eek:

that means it'll be myway soon yippeeee :rolleyes:

[kitkatman]

that means it'll be myway soon yippeeee :rolleyes:
you can have it................ :D

[Grav]

yep all true you can pelt JFP with stale butter pies if hes caught in wigan chorely or standish after dark

we in liverpool use mersey trout to slap him soundly around the face

Mersey Trout? isn't that Karen's sister? :D

[the boatman]

you can have it................ :D

do it for the kids KKM :D

[Dougie]

Mersey Trout? isn't that Karen's sister? :D
I thought Mersey Trout was another name fer used condoms......... :confused:

[saxman]

I thought Mersey Trout was another name fer used condoms......... :confused:

your just trying to be offensive now, arent you..................... :p

[Dougie]

your just trying to be offensive now, arent you..................... :p
Funnily enough,no........ :rolleyes:

[muskrat]

ya orrible white stuffs falling in east yorks as well

[Grav]

I thought Mersey Trout was another name fer used condoms......... :confused:

That as well, yes.

[kitkatman]

do it for the kids KKM :D
fuck off, its too damn cold................ :D

[the boatman]

fuck off, its too damn cold................ :D
then do it for me

[kitkatman]

then do it for me
what part of the wording of 'fuck off, its cold' dont you understand............

i have to work in that tomorow and i am not amused......... :D

[the boatman]

me too but then i get to sit in a 360 degree excavator with a grab on it and rip v8 lumps out of new jags and rangerovers :D

[kitkatman]

me too but then i get to sit in a 360 degree excavator with a grab on it and rip v8 lumps out of new jags and rangerovers :D
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..........swap jobs with me, i like wantun destruction..........


i have the pleasure of washing my lorry.......and thats it! :eek:

[the boatman]

ahhh the best bit was about a month ago when a rangerover came in all done up for the rozzers and i ramed the crap out of it with the forklift, got footage on me phone but can't download it for all to share.sorry

[kitkatman]

ahhh the best bit was about a month ago when a rangerover came in all done up for the rozzers and i ramed the crap out of it with the forklift, got footage on me phone but can't download it for all to share.sorry
i sincerly hope the coppers were in it

[the boatman]

alas not we have to remove any fleshy bits :D

[the boatman]

had a good one the other day, a discovery hit well hard on front drivers side clarret all over airbags and roof chopped off by firebrigade.
While looking for the locking wheelnut key i found a keyring next to it and on it it said .....











wait for it



















Live fast die young and leave a good looking corpse.

this is the god's honest truth i swear on my daughters life.
needless to say i left the keyring in the car and crushed it. :D

[critch]

I thought Mersey Trout was another name fer used condoms......... :confused:


...... :D ......

give the man a prize

[Bosun]

blooming slippery on the paths just now
tommorrow to work could be fun

[Mrs Reject]

Humbug! Weather forecast = we're all going to die under 10 foot of snow on the downs. Actuality = a light dusting of talcum powder round here.
I am very disapointed, I was planning on taking Mitch sledging :)