So, Hell on Wheels...

[Taff]

What exactly attracted you here then yoth?
Passing interest in motorcycles perhaps?
Just stalking forums maybe?
Give us a clue youth.
I wanna decide if to hunt you down and slit your throat.
Or warm to you and give you the time of day...

[Sir Ewok]

Seems to have started better than the last 'Youth Opportunities' plonker we had on here......

[Taff]

Who was that then?
Come and go dont they.
Pretty quickly at that age...

[Sir Ewok]

Can't even remember his name now, started out OK but became a feckin annoying twat. Just too immature for the high-brow bandinage that goes on here. I'm sure someone will enlighten us when they get out of their pits...... :cool:

[Fran]

Dicsiplekidd.............. :confused: .

[Sir Ewok]

That's the very fellow. Some wanted to give him another chance, but he was just too much.....

[Friar Tuck]

I'm sure someone will enlighten us when they get out their Tits...... :cool:
Ok, which lovely young filly is going to enlighten me?

[Fran]

Ok, which lovely young filly is going to enlighten me?
I did but you're too late I put them away again. :rolleyes:

[Sir Ewok]

Midnight fox did, but Hellonwheels can't see them as they are on the over 18's.... Tee! Hee!

[Friar Tuck]

Bugger! Bugger! Just my luck, I must've blinked!