What function do I attend?

[Grav]

I am spoilt for choice this weekend as i am able to go rallying. Its just a question of where do i go?

Do I attend Storming, where several friends and aquaintances shall be there.

Or.......

Do I attend the Autumn NABDness in Oxfordshire where several other friends and aquaintances shall also be in attendance?

Hmmmmmmm decisions, decisions...........

[BlackPig]

Try another completely different one, and meet new freinds and aquaintances?

Just an idea like :D :cool:

[triker_gal]

toss a coin, heads or tails ?heads - go to Stormin
tails- go to NABD

[ForestFred]

Go to NABDNESS an I'll buy ya a beer :)

[Grav]

I have tried others in the past, thats how I met all these friends I have acquired. :D

TG, I am not tossing for a rally.....OH.. toss a coin.....Ahhhhhhhhh. :D

Beer sounds good Fred.

Anyone else got any more temptations for me?

[guydewdney]

i think im going to the nabdness... and the missus has a nice bum you can letch at... but not touch LOL

[Grav]

so far, if I go to nabdness I get a beer and a free lech at guys mrs' bottom.

if i go to stormin i get...........nowt.

I will give it a couple of days to see what emerges........

[saxman]

if you go to nabd, i will let you supply me with beer at no cost to myself.
:D :D :D :D

[Gypsy]

me and doro will be at NABD too :D

[Doro]

there's a lot of peeps going to NABD

look out for our flag....

oblong shaped

rainbow stripes

PACE written across it in white letters

bike trike with big square sissy bar will be nearby

lets all meet up??????

or wear pink carnations or summat

*snigger*

GRAV we'll see you at NABD ok

or might have to send the boys round.......


also Triker Boab and Mrs might be there

and maybe Geordiedevil and Blacksword

what other reasons do you need?

[Gypsy]

=Doro

or wear pink carnations or summat

*snigger*



you got the village people on the mind !!!! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

But threre will be no Monkey at Nabbd! Only Stormin Can lay claim to the Monkey God! :eek: :p

[Abb]

Go to Stormin and you will be with Me, Tiny, Sid and Hairy Muppett, amongst others.

Failure to attend will leave you liable to another sex attack at the Pie Eaters.

[STEViE]

Ah ha, but by the same token grav, attendin' Stormin' could lead to a sex attack once you're there. I looked at that list of names Abb put up an' I'm sure Shaw Taylor mentioned them on Police 5 once as being very dodgy characters. I however am not of the dodgy character type - well, apart from playin' 'Cracklin' Rosie' on occasion, an' I will be in attendance at the NABDness Rally at Cornbury Park (in NON-playin' mode), but prolly not 'til Saturday a/noon.

[Gypsy]

I will be in attendance at the NABDness Rally at Cornbury Park (in NON-playin' mode), but prolly not 'til Saturday a/noon where i will be playing stevie's campfire classics including kum buy ya , any old iron, 10 green bottles and all your favorites

:eek: :eek: :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

I will be in attendance at the NABDness Rally at Cornbury Park (in NON-playin' mode), but prolly not 'til Saturday a/noon where i will be playing stevie's campfire classics including kum buy ya , any old iron, 10 green bottles and all Gypsy's other favorites

Good taste bypass?

[Grav]

So to recap whats been offered.

If i go to Nabdness i get beer, good company and a lech at guys missus' bottom.

If i go to Stormin i get a shag off Abb wether i want one or not.

hhmmmmmmm...............

*wanders off to ponder*

[Abb]

Shag? No no no, I said you get sexually assaulted - likely by a sheep or two.

[Huw Beer Monster]

So if Grav goes to stormin' he's the first to the baa?

:eek:

[Gypsy]

:rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

If your at stormin grav watch out for that lass of mine. ;) :D

[Nitrowing]

I'm planning on Stormin - but no-one from round here seems to be going, so I'll be mainly wandering around all lonesome (but at least I wont be talked into doing the bungeeball with just a t-shirt on... :eek: )

[geordiedevil]

We has sorted sitters,(yippee),and barring any major disaster will def be in attendance at NABD! :D

Grav,if yer goin NABD,what time yer settin off? We have to leave Newcastle Friday mornin and go to BS's (lancs) to load tent and do one or two other things,then carry on down Oxford way. Possible ride down together if yer goin?

Gypsy n D'oro,we'll hopefully be down there early friday evening.....get the beers in! :D

STEViE,hope yer bike gonna be in attendance aswell!!! ;)

See you all there!

[pinrut]

DORO SAYS

sheesh I'm even on this profile too

but

YIPPPEEEEE

can't wait to party wif yers GD

we'll be there early Friday evening too cos I'm at work till 3.30pm, but whoever gets there first saves tent space huh?

texting will take place

yippee

:D :D

[geordiedevil]

looking forward to partying with you both again doro!!!

good idea re-tent space but due to distance and time, think you'll have to save some for us, will text you friday to let you know how we're going on.
probably early/mid evening when we get there,(unless we stop for a ****! along the way) :D

[Grav]

pervert!!!!:D

[Mitch]

I have tried others in the past, thats how I met all these friends I have acquired. :D

Hmmmmm. Sounds familiar don't it Grav? We first got natterin' in't Marquee at Stalybridge Wot No Moon Rally - 1990 if memory serves... :eek:

Sadly me and Mrs R won't be doing owt till't Forum Party now - Can't wait for it!!!

[Grav]

Oh yeah, the forum party will be oodles and oodles of fun. :D

[geordiedevil]

pervert!!!!:D


and?!!!!! :D :D :D

[Doro]

ignore him GD

some things you just can't wait for

*grin*

[Gypsy]

should all be a good laugh again, dont think the supersoakers will be required though.... :(

[Doro]

just got an email

Wankel is going to attend (nearly put 'coming' lol)


so Grav

will we see you two together to dispell those rumours?

[Gypsy]

ah the ole double vision !!!! :eek:

[Gypsy]

STEViE,hope yer bike gonna be in attendance aswell!!! ;)

See you all there!

when i spoke to him the other day he said its not looking good for 'mine' to be there

[poridge wog]

Hmmmmm. Sounds familiar don't it Grav? We first got natterin' in't Marquee at Stalybridge Wot No Moon Rally - 1990 if memory serves... :eek:

Sadly me and Mrs R won't be doing owt till't Forum Party now - Can't wait for it!!!
mitch i was at the same rally in stalybridge 1990 i think we were the only scots mcc there that year reason i remember is thats the year me mrs got pregers small world eh :cool:

[Gypsy]

stevie just called and there is no chance the chop will be with him this weekend.... but looks like he may now make the soggy moggy on it

[Grav]

I have decided to go to............




*drum roll *





Autumn Nabdness.

* cue fanfare of trumpets and rapturous applause *

Ayethangewe. :D

[Gypsy]

well done that man


now get the bloody beers in :D

[Grav]

Might bring a bottle of whisky with me.

[Doro]

aye you know it makes sense Grav

is Mrs Grav coming too?

we will try and save some space 4 u

I reckon I'm going to need my hazard warning tape to cordon some areas

:D

so look out for it...bright yellow with 'high voltage danger' written on it lmao

[Doro]

oooooooooo and we got special vodka - first fed to us at stonedskis rally

yum

make sure it's scotch grav, cos I only like irish and ya don't want me guzzling it all

:eek:

[Grav]

I am playing out on my own this time, Mrs Grav is taking the kids to the pictures on Saturday, she wants to watch Garfield. :D

[Gypsy]

:D

so look out for it...bright yellow with 'high voltage' written on it lmao


yeah and the band ACDC in our tent :D :p

[Gypsy]

oooooooooo and we got special vodka - first fed to us at stonedskis rally

yum


:eek:


like im gonna let you get your hands on it lol :D

[geordiedevil]

Ooooooooooooh............special voddie.............and whisky..........can't wait!!!! :D
What time you planning on leaving then grav? :D

[Grav]

At about 11 ish, GD. I'm going down the A roads cos I cant be bothered with these motorway thingies.

[geordiedevil]

we leavin around 9-10ish from up here...........should be at BS's in Lancs around 1ish,have to go Blackburn first.............do a few things at BS's before settin off again.........should leave his around 2-3ish...........and after about 335 miles of ridin.........we should see yers all mid-evenin for some partyin!!! :D

shame mrs grav aint gonna be there.........maybe next time! :) :)

[saxman]

Might bring a bottle of whisky with me.

and a bottle of vodka for me please, :D

[geordiedevil]

and a bottle of vodka for me please, :D

hands off............it's MINE! :p :D









BUT FEEL FREE TO BRING LOTS MORE!

[Nitrowing]

I got me a nice big bottle of Ameretto :D

[STEViE]

I think there may be a possibility of some BruichLaddich in my hipflask :D

[geordiedevil]

looks like we got loads to drink then! :D

[Gypsy]

I think there may be a possibility of some BruichLaddich in my hipflask :D


good man :D

[Grav]

I'm glad i went to the Autumn Nabdness cos it was a thoroughly excellent Rally. I claimed that beer Forest Fred offered, what a top bloke he is.

[pinrut]

i had a great time at that rally :D
even tho i didn't geet a drip of alcyhol :(

[Doro]

that's cos when yer dad's mates fed you alcohol at stonedskis you puked in yer tent

:D

gawd it's bad enough cleaning puke when they're ill - I ain't doing it for self inflicted ness

unless it's mine of course

still one of the best rallies this year, better than ever, and it didn't rain so all in all most enjoyable

will add more laters - am supposed to be at work lol

[Doro]

hey grav

sounds like you made the right choice!!

[100%Pat]

Are you bringing pinrut to Soggy Moggy? I'll be arriving with two 15yr olds lads so maybe they could all bugger off together and let us enjoy ourselves for a while???

[Grav]

Yep. :D

Ikkle Rallies Rule

[Doro]

hi Pat

we're not sure yet, if we bring pin it'll be a car job cos still ain't got 2nd trike sorted yet, unless we can get im a lift off someone.

prolly won't decide until Saturday just before we set off lol

:cool: