the quest continues....

[krammer]

for the multiple orgasm. my wife insists they actually exist!, i know, ridiculous, but still if anyone should encounter one could you please send it to me (preferably) alive so that i can study it. thanking you in great anticipation.

[Grav]

There's a cocktail called a screaming orgasm. Got told about it by a lady of my aquaintance who said it is worthy of its name.

[Yoda]

well you see the secret is getting as much fun giving pleasure as you do receiving it.

Yoda (the stud)

[Mrs Reject]

Ooooer Yoda - you coming to he forum party? We want to observe the master :D Me and Mitch have both discovered this little beast and have some in jars in the cellar but we're not not sharing because we want them all to ourselves *rubs hands with glee*.

[Rabid]

Ive heard about these orgasm things tell me more. :rolleyes:

[Yoda]

it is the thing that stops your wife/gf talking about the diy you should be doing

Yoda

[BlackPig]

it is the thing that stops your wife/gf talking about the diy you should be doing

Yoda




You'll be 'kin' lucky !!!!!!! :D :D

[defarter]

Is it possible to give one of these as a Prezzie. :p

Just a thought. and it's the thought that counts. :D

[Bosun]

Is it possible to give one of these as a Prezzie. :p

Just a thought. and it's the thought that counts. :D


try tellinhg the significant other that :D

[poridge wog]

its the one gift that is better to recieve than give lol :eek:

[defarter]

well being one of the lowlife male species i would like to give away as many as possible to the female species, (just like to be nice to other species) :p :p :p

[triker_gal]

Shaggy's got it sussed. He gives me one of those there things every week, so I end up doing the DIY ,lol :D

[defarter]

One a week is that part-time :D :D ;)

[triker_gal]

One a week is that part-time
Only cos I have a back condition, otherwise it would be a 3 minute rest each time, consider him a very lucky man ;) , mwuahahhahahaaaaa :D

[defarter]

f*rk the DIY get the back sorted and e will be 7th heaven. :p :p :p

[triker_gal]

get the back sorted
If only :(

[defarter]

Ah well, as long as he Luvs yer ;) ;) ;)

thats wot counts :)

[triker_gal]

Ah well, as long as he Luvs yer ;) ;) ;)

thats wot counts :)
he sure does hun, poor sod hehehee

[Rogue Monkey]

I just seen one! Saw run past the back yard! :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

Orgasms? Are they good ones or bad ones? ya know! Like those ones advertised in little bottles on TV!

[Rabid]

I just seen one! Saw run past the back yard! :eek:
If you catch it put it in a cage and, when we catch a G spot and find the clitoris we can do the same with them! :D

[DyNasty]

If you catch it put it in a cage and, when we catch a G spot and find the clitoris we can do the same with them! :D

Sounds like a semi- detatched orgasm, Rabid.

What you need to do is...OK...Are you ready?....

Get yourself a really big vibrator... Like this-
http://www.sjgs.com/vibroseis.jpg
Then you get one of these and attatch it to said Vibrator truck...
http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/pmuseum.jpg

Then you give her the keys as a special present...

[Santa]

Is that the latest model Harley? :eek:

[krammer]

many thanks for all of your pearls of wisdom. :D i actually read a book last night entitled ' multiple orgasms and how to trap one' so, armed with this information i staked out a bacon sandwich with a cunningly designed sping trap affair connected to our laundry basket. well, you can imagine my delight when i checked the trap this morning to be confronted by a real live MO, the really strange thing is though, it looked just like our neighbours cat (growler). the end.

[DyNasty]

Yep, and it's even got training wheels for the newbie rider...

Or, you could get this little accessory...
http://www.viberider.com/main.html (http://)
See what it does?
http://www.v-twinforum.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=3471&size=big&password=&sort=1&cat=500

[triker_gal]

Oooohhh I say !!! How much is it? :D