Oh joy the queen is married

[Simon B]

Well I hope you'll all join me in wishing Mr & Mrs Elton John a happy wedding day.
Isnt it nice that two chutney ferrits can block up the roads round Windsor so they can enjoy the day together.The roads full of police and journo's.
No doubt the news will be full of their wonderfull day tonight, Ooh I cant wait. Perhaps the papers will have souvenier edition out tomorrow.
They also told me on the radio that Elton had his stag night in Soho with celebrity friends, how nice.


To be honest it pisses me right off, who honestly gives a toss, is this really what our TV and news papers are for?

If it isnt that its bloody X factor or strictly come dancing. It all makes me think that Roy walker and catch fraze need to be brought back NOW.

[Urban Terrorist]

Shoot the bumbandits :mad:

[seedless]

Personnaly I cannot understand why the media think that we would be interested in this. Certainly where i ma nobody could give a toss! :mad: :D :confused:

[Peirre]

what i wanna know is
whos mummy and who is daddy??

[Abb]

Should be illegal should poofism - just like the good old days where they were jailed if caught.

[The Beer Monsters]

Certainly where i ma nobody could give a toss! :mad: :D :confused:Whereas they'll both be giving one...

[defarter]

what i wanna know is
whos mummy and who is daddy??



Mybe they change "ends" at half-time :D

[bunbag]

changed days ye canny gie them a foot up the arse :confused:

[Simon B]

Its not them being queer that bothers me, I couldnt give a monkeys what they get up too
Im just pissed off that the media think we all want to know about it

[Axeman]

Well I hope you'll all join me in wishing Mr & Mrs Elton John a happy wedding day.

Shouldn't that be "Mr. and Mr."? ;)

If not...who exactly is the "Mrs."? :confused:

[Shep]

It's not that I object to the marmite miners doing what they do where they can't frighten the horses, what I object to is having it rammed it down our throats! :confused: :eek: :eek:

[Dougie]

It's not that I object to the marmite miners doing what they do where they can't frighten the horses, what I object to is having it rammed it down our throats! :confused: :eek: :eek:
Mebbe you'd wanna rephrase that a tad? :eek:

[Bassman]

Bloody strange isnt it..

If you kick em up the arse ..you get in trouble with the law,


Yet if you stick em up the arse it seems that now its ok!!!


Is it me or is the World fecking crazy? :confused:

[Shep]

Mebbe you'd wanna rephrase that a tad? :eek:


OK.

It's not that I hate all fudgepackers, but I'm tired of the newspapers sticking it in my face.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Peirre]

Should be illegal should poofism - just like the good old days where they were jailed if caught.
hope ya mates the pooves ain`t reading this

[Fran]

changed days ye canny gie them a foot up the arse :confused:


That's not true,some of them insist on it!

Anyone ever been to a fag stag night? :D

[Axeman]

OK.

It's not that I hate all fudgepackers, but I'm tired of the newspapers sticking it in my face.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

You still might want to re-phrase that a tad!!!

(What exactly are they "sticking" in your face?)

[ernie the dwarf]

Burn them.............................................. ..........

[iomrob]

Its not them being queer that bothers me, I couldnt give a monkeys what they get up too
Im just pissed off that the media think we all want to know about it

what he said ........

[krammer]

Burn them.............................................. .......... boil them alive in really big pot's

[ernie the dwarf]

boil them alive in really big pot's

That work's as well :D

[kitkatman]

stick chili peppers up their rings, then they will know what their arses for :eek:

[krammer]

get a load of really fit women to parade up and down in front of them saying things like 'look what you could have had fag boy instead of your chuffer friends dirty bum hole' and then point and laugh at them and then boil them in oil.

[Axeman]

get a load of really fit women to parade up and down in front of them.....

Do you know any of them? :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

(raises hand) 'cuse me, mister... if no one is interested in this event and these people and the media coverage of it and couldn't give a toss what the "newlyweds" are upta, why are there 2 dozen posts on this thread discussing it?
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[bigg]

If id have known that this forum was full of homphobic people i would have joined years ago.Personally i hope they get dog lock for a few days.

[Spike]

who gives a monkeys ?? :cool:

[twobuffaloes]

I'd would of preffered they'd spent all the money they did on charity instead of all the spoilt " celebs" they had at the "Reception"

I know a really good biker charity that could put that sort of cash to very good use ;)

[Cookie]

(raises hand) 'cuse me, mister... if no one is interested in this event and these people and the media coverage of it and couldn't give a toss what the "newlyweds" are upta, why are there 2 dozen posts on this thread discussing it?
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................................I'll get my coat........

They seem to be facinated!

Apparently the wedding went well, but Elton did say that the ring was a bit tight..................

[pingusprogressed]

didnt see papers. but was there a Best man??????? :rolleyes:

[jonny-exile]

"They also told me on the radio that Elton had his stag night in Soho with celebrity friends, how nice."

I think he actually had a 'Hen night' !! :D

[Trikerbiker]

Eltons latest single..........

Sing a song of anal sex,
arses full of cum
4 and 20 penis's going up your bum,
when the party's over,
and your hole begins to sting
wasn't it a big mistake
to take it up the ring :eek: :eek:

[The Beer Monsters]

One of the Red-tops today had a headline of
"Elton takes David up the Aisle".

Well, it made I larf... :)

[Fran]

What happened when the minister asked for their rings? :eek:

[pingusprogressed]

in response to the new bill allowing gay and lesbian relationships

Ikea have made a special lesbian beds,
theres no screwing involved its all tongue and groove :D








ok hat grabbed and off i go

[Mustang Boy]

Apparently it was the biggest Gay bash this year!!!!!!!!

[Juke]

i think its excellent Elton has married David Furness..........why shouldn't guys like them marry the same as other people? They have been together years and there aint been all these stories bowt them shagging other peeps. Good on ya Elton............ :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

One of the Red-tops today had a headline of
"Elton takes David up the Aisle".

Well, it made I larf... :)Yah the Sun: had to admit I sprayed Dr Pepper on the pavement catching that headline.

[krammer]

Yah the Sun: had to admit I sprayed Dr Pepper on the pavement catching that headline. so d'ya think the sun was just being tongue in cheek?

[Fran]

so d'ya think the sun was just being tongue in cheek?


.......or just having a crack at them? :D

[krammer]

.......or just having a crack at them? :D you're scraping the bottom of the barrel now fran.

[defarter]

you're scraping the bottom of the barrel now fran.



it's a bit of a Bummer when yer have to get that low...

[Fran]

you're scraping the bottom of the barrel now fran.


Have you got a spy-cam in my bathroom? :eek:

[Bosun]

didnt see papers. but was there a Best man??????? :rolleyes:


i think that was arthur the dog

ok i will admit here, i am an elton john fan (i really will regret this wont i )
think his musics great ( no urge to sleepo with him or another bloke though:))

the press may have gone OTT on this, especially when there are so many other "couples" making their own commitments that day, you never know one of then may even be my ex girlfriend.

however i think they kept it respectable, so maybe it will help a few more couples make a commitment,, whether you believe its right or wrong, i just hope all couples who made the commitment believe in them.

now they just need to sort out a way where 2 hetrosexual people can make the same sort of commitment, without the need for church etc blessing

[krammer]

best of luck to 'em. if david does'nt mind having eltons hog spit dripping off his chin who are we to criticise? :D

[bad toad]

elton and david were about to play mummies and daddies but could,nt deciede who,s gonna be who? when suddenly elton shouts COME HERE AND SUCK MUMMIES COCk!!!!!!! :D

[Jay]

I'm not interested in their lives, no more than Vicars, Mormons or people who eat celery!