what........

[triker_gal]

comes after Jedi Chat Master then ?????

[DyNasty]

...Then you go over to the dark side...And become a left wing anti biker rights activist ;)

[Friar Tuck]

She's halfway there already!

[Bosun]

fluffy bunny chat person?
spam god?

all will be revieled soon, presuming 1000 is next..

[DyNasty]

She's halfway there already!
http://www.xenographia.com/Maria_Fontana/Fantasy/ghoul.jpg

The transformation has begun.....

[Bosun]

oh no not more goats ;)

[Rabid]

dont let FF see this shes turning into a goat :eek:

[DyNasty]

The final outcome of this can only be....
http://www.samanthasboutique.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Sexy%20Witch.jpg

Don't give into the dark side!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[DyNasty]

Oh No! She's a witch!

Burn the witch!

Wait... how do we KNOW she's a witch?

[Friar Tuck]

At the risk of repeating meself, she's already halfway there!

Another worrying thing is that she has threatened to tenderise my neck when she sees me at the Forum Party weekend! And my neck being one those eroge..erogoni... one of those areas like the G Spot! EEK!

[DyNasty]

Which neck are we thinkin' is gonna get wringed? :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Oh No! She's a witch!

Burn the witch!

Wait... how do we KNOW she's a witch?

She'll weigh the same as a duck.

[DyNasty]

But ducks float.... And so does wood
So....therefore we should throw her in the water....
If she drowns, she's a witch...
Witches are made of wood too!!!!!!!!!!!
http://users.kiss.si/~k4ff0651/Images/witch.jpg

[Huw Beer Monster]

You are wise in the way of science. Are you perchance Arthur, King of the Britons?

[DyNasty]

No, but I use my Lance alot.... :D

[Yoda]

Oh No! She's a witch!

Burn the witch!

Wait... how do we KNOW she's a witch?

on the subject of witch's and Duck
my favourite sketch
Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIET! There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)

Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood?
B: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)

B: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
B: exACTly!
B: (to a villager) So, *logically*...

Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.

B: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!


Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

It's a fair cop. :)

[triker_gal]

I started out like this

[Otter]

I started out like this
http://www.sp.uconn.edu/~bi107vc/images/cell/sperm+egg.JPG

[triker_gal]

and this was my first pet bunny

[triker_gal]

my father was a big admirer of art

[triker_gal]

before I gained weight

[triker_gal]

too much of FriarTuck's blood me thinks

[Bosun]

ooooohhh :)

[triker_gal]

ooooohhh :)
man of many words,lol

so is there or not ???? :confused:

[Bosun]

man of many words,lol

so is there or not ???? :confused:


dont know you will know before me.. thats one mighty fine photo :)

[triker_gal]

dont know you will know before me.. thats one mighty fine photo :)
yeah I love my pet bunny too :D

[Mrs Reject]

too much of FriarTuck's blood me thinks

Flippin' eck don't show that picture to Mitch - he'll get over excited again. He likes that kind of get up and a woman who looks like she means business :D

[krammer]

i, also have a bunny. its in the freezer.:p

[triker_gal]

Flippin' eck don't show that picture to Mitch - he'll get over excited again. He likes that kind of get up and a woman who looks like she means business :D
Yikes, slaps own hand and promises Mrs R, never to do it again,lol :D

[triker_gal]

i, also have a bunny. its in the freezer.:p
oohhhh you nasty nasty nasty man you !!! :(

[krammer]

what! nasty? me?:D rabbit fried in olive oil, red wine and a few mushrooms chucked in...lovely. my god recipes, whats happened to me!

[Bosun]

Your morphing into fanny craddock :D

[DyNasty]

what! nasty? me?:D rabbit fried in olive oil, red wine and a few mushrooms chucked in...lovely. my god recipes, whats happened to me! :eek:

...Awwwwww....Aint that sweet, you big, burly 'ol biker, you..... :p
...Jus chuckin' **** at ya' ;)
....Now I'm hungry too... My "low rabbit level" warning light is starting to flicker on...

[Bosun]

Flippin' eck don't show that picture to Mitch - he'll get over excited again. He likes that kind of get up and a woman who looks like she means business :D


i cant imagine mitch in that kind of outfit :eek:
so do you have to wear a bank manageresses suit at the same time?

[Mrs Reject]

i cant imagine mitch in that kind of outfit :eek:
so do you have to wear a bank manageresses suit at the same time?

Buggrit! Me and my big mouth :eek:

[Bosun]

Buggrit! Me and my big mouth :eek:


nice use of a anglo saxon technical term there :)

[Grav]

Buggrem, buggrit, the grawney man sez I

[Jay]

Your morphing into fanny craddock :D

You can get some cream, it'll clear that up in a jiffy.

[Friar Tuck]

too much of FriarTuck's blood me thinks
PHWOARRRRRR!!!!

I give in!

Take me baby! I'm yours! Whip me! Beat me! Tie me up! Not like that! Like that! Yeah Baby!.....

*Rave, dribble, jibber, jibber, What are those men doing in white coats?*

It's alright folks, I'm better now. Matron wants to see me for a spot of therapy.

"Coming Matron! Oh, no! not the rubber gloves again?"

AAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Oooh, that's better! Had a funny turn there for a minute!

[Mrs Reject]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[triker_gal]

PHWOARRRRRR!!!!

I give in!

Take me baby! I'm yours! Whip me! Beat me! Tie me up! Not like that! Like that! Yeah Baby!.....

*Rave, dribble, jibber, jibber, What are those men doing in white coats?*

It's alright folks, I'm better now. Matron wants to see me for a spot of therapy.

"Coming Matron! Oh, no! not the rubber gloves again?"

AAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Oooh, that's better! Had a funny turn there for a minute!
Crickey, I'd be quiet if I where you,, cos your giving me idea's. Ok all the girls going to the forum party, I suggest we all bring our whips with us just for the occasion. And dont tell me you dont own one, every girl has to have one surely ? Or is it just me ? :D

[Mrs Reject]

Well I certainly don't have a whip :eek: What kind of girl do you take me for????
I prefer the cat o' nine tails - makes a lovely "thwack" sound :D

[triker_gal]

Thats sorted then, cat o' nine tails it is then :D

[Bosun]

bother wish i was going to the soiree now :(



but you never know ......

[Jay]

Flogging a dead horse

[triker_gal]

well the horse wont feel it I guess? Poor horsey :(

[defarter]

get back in that box :D :D :D

[Jay]

well the horse wont feel it I guess? Poor horsey :(

No it's ok, the horse is better of. He was 108 and had a good life in the fields around the farm. He was very gentle and loved the little lambs bounding around his feet in the spring.

It's all a bit mysterious how he actually died but they found him on his back, legs in the air with a copy of HARE & HOUNDS magazine and a box of Kandoo's.

I miss old Nedd, rest his sould