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kitkatman
18-12-2005, 07:45 PM
on friday at around 2ish, i had a spot of road rage...................


driving my lorry down tottenham court road w1, form shaftbury avenue towards camden town, i had the pleasure of a black hackney carriage cut me up 8 times in a 1/4 mile stretch of road, i never did anything ( at first ) as i had a copper behind me.......

got tp the last set of lights but one before the a40 marleybone road and the black hack cut me up again and waved his finger out the cab and called me a virginal passage and informed me that lorrys should'nt be on the 'fuckin ' road and all lorry drivers are wankers...

i saw red.....................

i used a old excuse of 'brake fade', when i got to the last set of lights and it was a picture to see the cunts face as my 17 tonne lorry hit his 1 tonne black hack square up the arse at 20mph, nearly pushing him onto the marleybone road.....

his taxi is now being repaired...........but as i said to the copper, maybe if he stayed in his fuckin lane and did'nt think he was nigel mansell and was'nt acting like a ***** i would'nt have suffered ' brake fade ' and he would still be working.................

some people eh........... :D

andy_k
18-12-2005, 07:54 PM
'kin excellent :D

krammer
18-12-2005, 07:57 PM
so you shoved your 17 ton beast up blackhack's arse then?

Spike
18-12-2005, 07:58 PM
Ohhhhh kinky ! :eek:

kitkatman
18-12-2005, 07:59 PM
so you shoved your 17 ton beast up blackhack's arse then?
oh yes...but not OUR black hack...i think!

thats now

1 bentley
2 audis
1 escort
1 lexus
and a black hack

so far this year :D

blackhack
18-12-2005, 11:05 PM
I'm f/n watching you matey.....

griff2000
19-12-2005, 12:49 AM
I'm f/n watching you matey.....



Wont get you anywhere sir.......
We appear out of the mist like ghostly galleons.
Or right behind you at the next set of lights as already explained......Mwaaahahahahahahaha.

Sid
19-12-2005, 04:46 AM
Good for you.
If it weren't for us lorry drivers, this country would come to a standstill. :cool:

bunbag
19-12-2005, 07:55 AM
Tisk Tisk , You Should Know Better :d

shaggy696969
19-12-2005, 08:01 AM
Good for you.
If it weren't for us lorry drivers, this country would come to a standstill. :cool:
Good for you.
If it weren't for us Hackney drivers (ex class 1), this country would come to a standstill. :cool:

mick
19-12-2005, 08:38 AM
i used a old excuse of 'brake fade', when i got to the last set of lights and it was a picture to see the cunts face as my 17 tonne lorry hit his 1 tonne black hack square up the arse at 20mph, nearly pushing him onto the marleybone road.....
:D kin brill the amount of times ive wanted to do that but dont drive owt big enough well done that man ;)

Womble_Lancs
19-12-2005, 08:46 AM
i saw red.....................
Dearest KKM, you are cordially invited to spend some time driving your lovely big waggon around the streets of Bolton.

Lots of PH Cabs here think that the rules of the road don't apply to them, especially the firm at the end of the block where I work which has up to 10 cars at a time causing an obstruction, and if you ask 'em to shift, you get the bird. They even had the cheek to complain to the council that the traffic wardens were harassing them!

I'm sure that 17 tonnes could shift all 10 in one go, with a bit of practice ... :D