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Bassman
17-12-2005, 03:22 PM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those road signs?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

So what's the speed of dark?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

Why isn't 'phoenetic' spelled the way it sounds?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is there another word for synonym?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

:D

kitkatman
18-12-2005, 06:40 PM
after much delibriation and thought on the subjects that you have bought up befor eus, i have come to the conclusion that you should pratice what you preach and.................................


STOP............

BEING A CUNT...............


:D :D :D

Grav
18-12-2005, 06:54 PM
It takes one to know one........... :p :D

krammer
18-12-2005, 07:02 PM
It takes one to know one........... :p :D there's one in scunthorpe........

andy_k
18-12-2005, 08:02 PM
there's one in scunthorpe........


I betcha theres more than one :D