Cat's don'tcha just love 'em?

[Mitch]

Methinks, after tonights events, we'd best get that old litter tray out again... I think Tinks has had her fill of crappin' outside by the looks of things (judging by all the cat crap in the garden, so's everyone else too.

has anyone else got any pets like ours?

[Rogue Monkey]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Did I say NO? :eek:

[Rabid]

Sod the litter tray sounds like a sack and a river are more appropriate

[Rogue Monkey]

I`ll second that! :eek:

[JOE]

give the bugger a bath, it'll think twice about makin' a mess!

[Fran]

Well wine bottle corks are just about the right size to hammer up there. :eek:

[Yoda]

Well wine bottle corks are just about the right size to hammer up there. :eek:

but wont it just fill the cat up and either
a, come out the other end?
b, untill the cat explodes and splatters it everywhere?

Yoda

[krammer]

exploding cats ? what a brilliant idea ..:D

[Fran]

Spontaneous catbustion?If you had your cat corked you could empty it at your own convenience. :D

[Yoda]

but wouldnt there be some blowback on release??

Yoda

[Jay]

put a sock in it......

Alternatively in view of the hilarious week we had following our westie eating a whole box of tampons.

Not only did she NOT want to poo at all, but when she did, they were HUGE yet very convenietly, easy to clear up with a dedicated carrying handle.

You may need to smear the box in Felix or something first..

Just a suggestion.

[Fran]

Buy a hamster and train it to pull out the cork! :D

[Bassman]

But you could always aim the cats rear end at someone or something you did'nt like, pull the cork and watch the fun eh? :D

[Yoda]

what about training a monkey...maybe a 'Rogue Monkey'?

yoda

[Fran]

Think a Howler Monkey'd be more appropriate! :D

[Jay]

Think a Howler Monkey'd be more appropriate! :D

and we all know what makes them howl.......I ought to report yous lot to the RSPM

[Fran]

Ever put a sock on a cat's head & watch it walk backwards trying to shake it off? Who needs prozac! :D

[Jay]

funnily enough, no I haven't.

Does it work with next door neighbours too?

[Bosun]

humans or cats?
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[Jay]

Alright Alright. enough of the questions...I was only thinking about it.

[krammer]

actually made a helmet for a cat once out of half a tennis ball but we could'nt figure out how to keep it on, nails just seemed to annoy it and as for the staple gun......

[Jay]

Gripfill Mate......just the job for it, even says on the instructions about ensuring you shave the cats head first, with a cheese grater

[Fran]

You guys just hate pussy! :D

[Rabid]

Pussy we love :D its just stinking cats that sh1t in your overalls we hate :mad:

[Mrs Reject]

I'm going to report all of you lot to the RSPCA as soon as I am unpissed enough to stand!
That wouldn't be Fran as in "who gives a f*ck let's ride' would it? :)

[Rabid]

RSPCA Royal Society Pissin on Cats Allday?