100% forum Parliment

[Bosun]

well i am sure we could run the country better than some proffessional

so if you are in charge what 1 thing would you make as a rule?


i will start with compulsory free biscuits with tea or coffee..
used to have biscuits with milk at school, so why not when older :)

[Rogue Monkey]

On a more seriouse note! ;) How about bringing back that medievil law that allowed the lord o the manner t take first dibs on any of the female peasents intending to get married? just a thought! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Bring back the birch! National Service!

All women to wear stockings! Compulsory School uni....... Ahem! Wrong site again! :o

[Yoda]

I would Bring Back the 'Bay City Rollers'
and Hanging
i would Ban Do-gooders
and take away most of these right kids have now got

other than that
i would ban anything that people enjoy---gosh i sound like new labour or any of the other parties for that matter----same bollox different faces

Yoda

[Rabid]

I would bring in a law making it illegal for cars to be on the road, unless they are have a minimum of 50% of their seats occupied. :mad: That should cut congestion down a little bit. And abolish alcohol tax for all bikers :D

[ForestFred]

Compulsory motorcycle tests before you get to drive a car,
Ban all caravans
Ban all soaps from TV
Increase legal age for drinking to 21 (except at Motorcycle Rallys where it will be lowered to 16 :) )
Legalize cannabis
Heroin dealers hung
Compulsory Road fund licences and third party insurance for cyclists
Two years National service or 3 years in the NHS
End British Summertime
Bomb France
Independance for Wales ,Scotland and the Forest of Dean

[dracken1]

wtg fred
ditto on everything you said
plus public humiliation in the stocks for every car driver that says "i didn't see the motorcycle your honour"

[defarter]

Can i join your party Fred.
+ all bike rallys to be a minim of 7 days drunken debauchery with no loss of pay from work. :D

[Bosun]

all bike rallys to be a minim of 7 days drunken debauchery with no loss of pay from work. :D


ooh that would be good

[Bosun]

Two years National service or 3 years in the NHS



what happens if you have done 19 in the NHS?

[Dougie]

Bring back the right to give little B*stards a clip round the ear'ole for their cheek or in fact doing anything I don't like!Had the police at the door Tuesday night cos I had the temerity to roar at some "little darlings" who were kicking the crap outta the stair(close for weegies,tenement for all others) door!They didn't even bloody live here!The mother of their pal (who does live here and is a jail sentence waiting to happen) called the feds on me cos I was "threatening minors"!They were damaging our property and she was giving ME a hard time!As it happened I gave the police my account of they events and they apologised for bothering me,saying they just had to check out the complaint and it seemed that,and I quote,"she hasn't had her tablets today"!
It's alright for her,her housing association pays for all the damage her spawn and his vandalistic little cronies are responsible,but we've got to pay communal repairs on top of the mortgage and council tax!
Sorry,rant over,you may now resume normal service.

[defarter]

After 19 years in the NHS you get into all rallys free. (new law)

[Bosun]

!The mother of their pal (who does live here and is a jail sentence waiting to happen) .


what a lovely turn of phtrase

[Bosun]

After 19 years in the NHS you get into all rallys free. (new law)


oooh please pretty please :)

[Dougie]

Fayji said "What a lovely turn of phrase"

Aye,he and his pals are definite Saughton fodder!

[Dougie]

WOOHOO,that last post made me a slut!!! :D :D :D :D

[Bosun]

WOOHOO,that last post made me a slut!!! :D :D


ooh y ou trt :D

[Dougie]

Slut,if you please!

[defarter]

How about a rusty steel toe cap boot up the ar*e for these brats + a round file to clean up the damageto there bits. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

After 19 years in the NHS you get into all rallys free. (new law)

I've got 21 years NHS service! Surely we deserve some sort of medal, life imprisonment doesn't last that long :confused:
I think we have half the staff of the NHS on this forum - what do you do Defarter?
I'm a podiatrist + nurse.

[defarter]

I've been a lazy bis-turd for the last few years but befor that truck driver for most of me 14 birthdays, "work that one out" :confused:


All them years in the NHS cannot give you a medal, but can say a big thank you to all who work there as I,ve needed them a few times in the past. ;) ;) ;)

[ForestFred]

what happens if you have done 19 in the NHS?yoor excused call up to any wars and should be given a medal :)

[Dougie]

How about a rusty steel toe cap boot up the ar*e for these brats + a round file to clean up the damageto there bits. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Like it,like it!And the same for their parents for lettin' 'em get like that! :mad:

[defarter]

How about hanging for under sixteens. :eek:

Sad person i am. :D

[Dougie]

Seriously,a good kick up the arse and a clip round the ear would work wonders.Worked for me.I am NOT advocating child beating,but giving the little feckers a short sharp shock might just work!

[Urban Terrorist]

With reference to youngsters, I work on a motorcycle project at the local yoth club. I have seen kids being abusive to coppers,old people,etc, then when they come to the youth club, are polite as anything and even say sir!!

Work that one out!! they won't even swear that much in front of me!!

[Dougie]

Coppers,old folk etc don't have anything they want,therefore are of no consequence.You,on the other hand........
Or am I just too cynical?

[Mrs Reject]

With reference to youngsters, I work on a motorcycle project at the local yoth club. I have seen kids being abusive to coppers,old people,etc, then when they come to the youth club, are polite as anything and even say sir!!

Work that one out!! they won't even swear that much in front of me!!

Are you a 7 foot 30 stone biker with a large beard by any chance.....sir
:D

[Urban Terrorist]

Are you a 7 foot 30 stone biker with a large beard by any chance.....sir
:D
Nope!! 6ft 12 stone skinhead with no beard!!

But I did a 2yr strech inside which the kids know about!!! That might have something to do with it. :D
http://www.bloodrunners.com/HallofFame/rob.jpg

[Mrs Reject]

Yup, that would've done the trick - you coming to the forum party by any chance? *Goes off to find red carpet and practice doffing cap in a subservient manner* :D

[Urban Terrorist]

Sadly not, saving cash for building my Z400 hardtail.

[smeghead]

just found this thread.

first law would be to make it compulsory to ride a bike for 3 years before you were aloud a car,on passing your car test you would be restricted to a metro for 4 years.
Anyone convicted of a sex crime would be hand cuffed and left alone with the victims family for a while, anyone convicted of sex crimes against kids would have a large tube inserted into thier rectum and japs eye and be subjuected to a hourly 15 minute mig sesion ,then after two days would be handed to the parents for 1 day followed by further handing round to the victims family. (obviously thier feet would be ground off with a disc cutter and the stumps dipped in tar to prevent them running away first)
anyone guilty of terrorism would be forced to be subjected to thier worst fear before being shot to death publicly by passers by with air rifles.

police would be reelected to the office of constable (every 9 months) by the people in thier communites.

little scroats who cause damage by vandalism will work off the damage at 50p an hour, in the building trade(they would be made to mix cement with no gloves)

new bikes would be subject to a 50% discount from the government for anyone who has ridden for over 20 years(also will qualify for an 80% discount if they are going to be customised)

pull out of europe and realign(take over)the usa

a pension for all

religious education will be banned and all re teachers will be burned at the stake, r.e will be replaced with lifestyle education which looked at varying different cultures with in the uk(only)

deflowering of all virgins would be carried out at the age of 18 by government ministers

finally the manopolies and mergers commision would take ownership of ewokandtuck plc (well the money for the bike discounts have to come from somewhere)

[Bosun]

finally the manopolies and mergers commision would take ownership of ewokandtuck plc (well the money for the bike discounts have to come from somewhere)


you will be lucky, they have sna****t and grabb as solicitoirs