Pinrut

[Doro]

everyone say hi to a new member....my youngest child...... pinrut (andrew) he's just turned 14 so be gentle wif him

I see he has listed JD as one of his 'likes'

hmmm

:eek:

[Bosun]

I see he has listed JD as one of his 'likes'

hmmm

:eek:


sound upbringing there :)

[triker_gal]

waves to Pinrut :)

[Doro]

here's a picture of him....

[Yoda]

oh welcome little one
you must endure the initiation though, being 14 wont get you out of it

first take off you underwear and put it on your head
then get some huge placards that say i am 100% *Beep*
then you need to march up and down your local high street bleeting like a goat
after that you must denounce all false goatmasters
once you upload pictures of the above can you be then accepted into this sespit of humanity.
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well what are you waiting for get going

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and dont forget the camera
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Yoda

[GarrysPhrogg]

Hello Pinrut :) is that Turnip backwards ?

JD hmmmm...... I'll be your friend :D

[Kingo]

Welcome to 100%Biker pinrut, anyone that likes JD cant be all that bad although I am partial to the odd glass of old grandad. :D

[Jay]

Hello young chap...

You may well learn a thing or two on here, none of which will help you through the life you have ahead, but they may well make you laugh.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say, I am a fruitcake and do not intentionally offend anyone.

Oh and fair play for reaching the JD level at 14, I was still on 'Thunderbird and Babycham chasers' at your age.

Jay

[Huw Beer Monster]

I was still on 'Thunderbird and Babycham chasers' at your age.

Jay

You big girl's blouse. ;)

[Jay]

We were poor mate, we couldn't afford your Carlsberg Special Brew or Gold Label, we had a budget and needed volume to go around all the boys.

I should mention that one of our mates dads made his own vodka from parsnips or something....it tasted so disgusting that to drink it we had to mix it chocolate icecream and create the muts nuts of milkshakes...

besides the local 24hr garage wouldn't sell us meths after 'the incident'.

[Gypsy]

ah the old thunderbird .. that takes me back lol :D

[Jay]

Yeah I know......twas a cross between white wine, vinegar and listerine.

I think some bright spark moved us onto diamond white and Heldenbrau snakebite after that. oh dear.

[Huw Beer Monster]

If memory serves me correctly, weren't there 3 types of Tbird, varying in strength? Blue, Red and Black (aka Nighttrain Express)?

Seem to recall my sister drinking the stuff.

[Huw Beer Monster]

Yeah I know......twas a cross between white wine, vinegar and listerine.

I think some bright spark moved us onto diamond white and Heldenbrau snakebite after that. oh dear.

Diamond White and Castaway -> Blastaway :)

[BlackPig]

We used t' drink Guiness 'n' cider, now't special but it were a right larf watchin' 'em pour the bugger :D :D





P.S. Hiya pinrut :cool:

[Jay]

If memory serves me correctly, weren't there 3 types of Tbird, varying in strength? Blue, Red and Black (aka Nighttrain Express)?

Seem to recall my sister drinking the stuff.

I thought it only came in Black, seems they didn't bother with the weaker rubbish round our way then.

So what was your tipple then BEER man, pale ale was it or perhaps a pint worthingtons original.

[Huw Beer Monster]

I thought it only came in Black, seems they didn't bother with the weaker rubbish round our way then.

So what was your tipple then BEER man, pale ale was it or perhaps a pint worthingtons original.

Allbright, Whitbread Welsh, Brains SA or Courage Directors when I were a boy.

[Gypsy]

we used to get the black one... then mix it with special brew.. we were posh down here , used to put it in a wimpy extra large coke container with the straws, that way we could hang around in the wimpy all afternoon and not freeze our nuts off outside :D

[Jay]

we used to get the black one... then mix it with special brew.. we were posh down here , used to put it in a wimpy extra large coke container with the straws, that way we could hang around in the wimpy all afternoon and not freeze our nuts off outside :D

Wimpy....oh my god....I forgot about them, the British MacDonalds. They had that little ugly beefeater bloke and those odd round sausages didn't they.

Wow.....Wimpy....hoo hoo :D

[Rabid]

At least you could get a knife and fork at wimpy.

[Rogue Monkey]

Yo! Pinrut! welcome indeed!Hope you aint knocking back the JD at your age! It makes you ave reely bad spelling yoo no! :)

[Jay]

At least you could get a knife and fork at wimpy.

Our nearest one was so rought that you used to frisk you as you entered to see if you were carrying any weapons.

If you weren't, they used to give you some.

[Yoda]

Bunch of lightweights i was drinking neat pernod at that age (Thats why i have no internal bits of my body left)
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anyway pinrut i still aint seen the photos yet, so as punishment you must do it whilst snogging a 78 yr old granny as well :D :D

Yoda

[Jay]

I used to drink Pernod, I once tried to do a yard of Pernod and Black....I was sick.......alot.........for many, many days.

Now I just nestle into the bossom, the safe warm bossom of Miss Stella Artois.

[Yoda]

i cant stand the stuff now
1 bottle of bud ice and i am anybodies

Yoda

[Friar Tuck]

Welcome Young Pinrut, feller me lad!

Just beware of Triker Gal! She scary!

Come to think of it everyone's bl**dy scary!

Nice bike! Wish I had a chopper like that when I was at Skool!

[Jay]

i cant stand the stuff now
1 bottle of bud ice and i am anybodies

Yoda

For A whole bottle of Bud Ice...I'd be EVERYbodies

[Yoda]

Wish I had a chopper like that when I was at Skool!

Hehehehe
Thats Rude :eek:

Yoda

[Doro]

that chopper won best-in-show at heart and soul hog rally at newcastle racecourse last sept.

Nice to see a triumph win at a hog rally

We also saw it win something else not long after, now where's my brain gone? he prob remembers it..! Celtics or RnBCS (last year's) or summat

duh

my brain most definately was not pickled by gold label barley wine and cheap cider when I was 14 (ooer)

[100%Pat]

our youngest member possibly...
Oh and the bike was on our cover a few issues back.

[triker_gal]

Just beware of Triker Gal! She scary!
Ha ! You just make sure your wearing that jumper at the party so I can find you, mwuahahhahaaaaa :D

[Mrs Reject]

This forum is parental guidance only...or is it, It's certificate 35 - you must be at least 35 to post on here!!! In which case Mitch yur a bad boy, get off the forum at once :eek:

[ForestFred]

This forum is parental guidance only...or is it, It's certificate 35 - you must be at least 35 to post on here!!! In which case Mitch yur a bad boy, get off the forum at once :eek:I thought you was only 34 Mrs R(FF has to get back in her good books before the get together).Oh hi Pinrut.Dont listen to Yoda . I AM THE GOATMASTER!!! :D

[Rabid]

Hi pinrut you dont have a lot to say, i suppose that your busy with your homework, or sleeping off a heavy night on the JD. :D

[Friar Tuck]

Ha ! You just make sure your wearing that jumper at the party so I can find you, mwuahahhahaaaaa :D
It's that laugh! Starts of with a kiss (Mwa!) then descends into the maniacal laugh! Sends shudders down me spine! :eek:

What Jumper? I see no Jumpers?

[Bosun]

no its flat racing at the momnent

[Friar Tuck]

Wot?:confused: ....................

[BlackPig]

I think Fayji's talkin' 'orses Friar :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

summit like that


is pinrut going to say hello soon, he has a cool avatar :)

[Rabid]

Dont think he can put the JD down long enough to talk to us!

[Friar Tuck]

I think Fayji's talkin' 'orses Friar :rolleyes:
Ah!.....................

[Doro]

sorry he ain't been in everyone

but he started his new school last week

was doing his homework 6am this morning

ha ha

silly boy

he's gonna be a NABD this weekend so you can say hi then

though he probably still won't say much

he's very quiet and shy :p

but it's good manners to say hello to folk so I'll make him do it tonight

:D

[Doro]

oops, he wouldn't leave his online game thing for a second..! besides by time I got home and went shopping and waited for me dinner to get cooked, I was away to bed with me new faux chinchilla blanket

hee hee

ok, will try and get him to say hi tonight

GYPSY remind me to do this darling xxxx

*snigger*

[Gypsy]

oops, he wouldn't leave his online game thing for a second..! besides by time I got home and went shopping and waited for me dinner to get cooked, I was away to bed with me new faux chinchilla blanket

hee hee

ok, will try and get him to say hi tonight

GYPSY remind me to do this darling xxxx

*snigger*

no chance of me remembering that, i have to remind myself to breathe lol :D

[ForestFred]

Will NABD be Pinrut's 1st rally?.If so I've a friend I might introduce him to :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Will NABD be Pinrut's 1st rally?.If so I've a friend I might introduce him to :rolleyes:

Easy on the young chap FF, that goat can be a bit nasty at times!

[Jonnyfp]

I thought you'd been here ages mate. sorry.

welcome you allowed up the bar yet?

[Gypsy]

doro says

as jonny well knows this ain't his first rally, jonny met him at 3Bs

his dad is in the stonedskis up in newcastle so he's been to lots n lots of rallies

so yer goat's safe Mr

anyway I remembered so here he is....

[pinrut]

oops, he wouldn't leave his online game thing for a second..!

y'wot??? u didn't even tell me people was askin after me
hi guys(and gals) sorry i ain't been on, i doubted there was much i could say on a bikers n boozers forum

i've lost count of how many rallies i've been to now.......anyway i prefer girls to goats :D

[Jay]

y'wot??? u didn't even tell me people was askin after me
hi guys(and gals) sorry i ain't been on, i doubted there was much i could say on a bikers n boozers forum

i've lost count of how many rallies i've been to now.......anyway i prefer girls to goats :D

I don't know much me old mate but I do know this. As the old Hymn says "GOAT, HELL IT's ON THE MOUNTAIN", they are evil little fings, that goat was up there because it was a vantage point to plan it's scathing attack on the village below.......you stick to the girls....well obviously try and avoid that but you know what I mean.

[pinrut]

their pupils look like lumps of poo! :confused:

hey jonny, glad to see you're on here

[Jay]

What Girls or Goats......or are you on about school now

[pinrut]

lol, all three

[Jay]

:D hoo hoo, you are livin on the edge there mate....

[ForestFred]

OY! dont you talk about my Flossie like that.Anyway it wasnt Flossie I was refering to.But I might just introduce Pinrut to 'em anyway :eek:

[Bosun]

woo hoo you'll be ok here pinrut.. already got jay confused