At the gates

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Woman standing at the gates of heaven waiting to get in and she hears a loud scream along with drilling noise so she asks st peter what it was to which peter replies "it is a new arrival getting the hole drilled in his head for his halo" oh she says then at that moment again she hears a louder scream and the drilling noise she looks at st peter shocked and again asks what that was to which he replies "the same new arrival but this time he is getting the holes drilled in his back for his wings" and to that the woman replies "i have changed my mind i would rather go down to hell than endure that" "no says peter you dont want to go there ,they will rape and sodomise you" "well atleast i have already got the holes for that" replies the woman :D

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