Question

[Totenkopf]

If bats are blind then why do they need eyes?

[blackhack]

And...why do men need nipples????

[Yoda]

and why do women need so many shoes

[Gypsy]

does my bum look big in this

[Rogue Monkey]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? :confused:

[Yoda]

when you shag a sheep just once...why does everyone remind you of it all the time?? :D :D :D
Yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

I was just wodering about why they bother with smoking sections in restaurants, aint it a bit like making a pissing section in a swimming pool? :confused: :o

[Jay]

And is there a law against frogs sitting on Toadstools?

[Santa]

......and if a frog does sit on a toad's tool do you get a froad or a tog? :confused:

[Rogue Monkey]

Apparently not! Frogs do sometimes attemtpt to mount toads but nature gets in the way! No crossing the species barrier! Erm....unless you is a cross dresser! :eek: :confused: :D

[Jay]

So you are saying that, for instance, Mick Jagger could Copulate with say Jo Brand (because they are the same species) but he couldn't gesticulate in the general direction of perhaps Nicole Kidman?

Wow....far out

[Huw Beer Monster]

On that note, if the lady who sang "I will always love you" mated with the bloke who sang "24 Hours from Tulsa", would the result be a "Whitney Pitney"? :eek:

[Jay]

interesting..... that would make the love-child of 'Box Car Willie' & 'Noddie Holder'..............uuuuuuhhhhhhh damn me and my dirty mind