Morning differences

[Pugwash]

Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

[Bosun]

i think shudy should do his first evening class study about this :)

[poridge wog]

you know why women rub their eyes in the morning?

coz they haven't any balls to scratch :p

[Mrs Reject]

Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

This has to be true, I'm 11 years older than Mitch and I know I look like crap in the mornings - bit like one of those tiny pug dog things thats had a stroke and it's tongue's hanging out funny!!! :)

[blackhack]

bit like one of those tiny pug dog things thats had a stroke and it's tongue's hanging out funny!!! :)
that you, or mitch??

[Friar Tuck]

This has to be true, I'm 11 years older than Mitch and I know I look like crap in the mornings - bit like one of those tiny pug dog things thats had a stroke and it's tongue's hanging out funny!!! :)
Ooer! My tongue hangs out all funny when I've had a stroke as well!

[Shudy]

This has to be true, I'm 11 years older than Mitch and I know I look like crap in the mornings - bit like one of those tiny pug dog things thats had a stroke and it's tongue's hanging out funny!!! :)

Cradle snatcher :D

[Shudy]

i think shudy should do his first evening class study about this :)

This is easy! It's because you've spent all night dreaming about carnal knowledge with your fantasy *woman! Because you've had a stiffy for several hours when you do get to shoot a load it's the best!


*Freud would probably say that's your mother.

*for homosexuals change this to partner (Homosexuality will be dealt with later in the course)

[Mrs Reject]

But do homosexuals secretly want to shag their mother or their father? Bet Freud didn't think of that one :confused:

[Bosun]

But do homosexuals secretly want to shag their mother or their father? Bet Freud didn't think of that one :confused:


no their hairdresser

[Shudy]

no their hairdresser


Mr David, Unisex hairdresser says
"Ohhh get you. Been on your holidays yet? What are we doing today then?"