i want to be a lady

[krammer]

........there, i've finally come out with it. i am sick and tired of trying to find prerry dresses and skirts that fit properly. i think i will call myself sally and buy a cat.:p :o :confused: :D signed confused of birmingham.

[Rabid]

I can just imagine you sat down in a flowery dress stroking your pussy fnarr fnarr

[Rogue Monkey]

I dont want to imagine that! Ooo Err! missus! :D

[Yoda]

........there, i've finally come out with it. i am sick and tired of trying to find prerry dresses and skirts that fit properly. i think i will call myself sally and buy a catsigned confused of birmingham.

you may get to be female but you will never be a lady :D :D :D

[Bosun]

........there, i've finally come out with it. i am sick and tired of trying to find prerry dresses and skirts that fit properly. i think i will call myself sally and buy a cat.:p :o :confused: :D signed confused of birmingham.

dear confused of Birmingham
how brave a move you have made in "coming out" may i suggest for this seasons look fishnets, magenta lipstick and beige backless dresses are really the thing to be seen in.
kindly remember to shave frequently, as no man like snogging a raving transgenderer with 2 days stubble..

yours

Major tristan batholemew spong (major rtd) but you may cALL ME TRUDY

[poridge wog]

i have tried out this new look of yourse and find that when i wear the backless dress to the pub the local alky tries to play join the dots with the spots on my back. any sudgestions on how i can stop this unseemly behaviour

yourse betty swaloxs :D

[Rabid]

Take his pen off him porridge wog and dont lend him your lipstick. :rolleyes:

[blackhack]

well then girlies, I did a bit of research for you all...and any information you need can be found here.......

http://www.geocities.com/transgender_world/links.html

lots of fashion/make up/party tips, etc and places to meet others of the "same kind"

You can all get together and discuss knitting patterns ........

[Bosun]

should i be worried about my friends?

[Friar Tuck]

........MUMMY! :eek:

[liztombs]

want to be a lady,
for you boobs try chicken fillets or balloons with water they may help with clevage

[Yoda]

chicken fillets

cool i am just off to KFC Now :D :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Wot the hell! :eek:

[Yoda]

well i have been to KFC and i have eaten all the chicken so none left for breast ??? oh what is a man to do

Yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

I have found that an acceptable pair of breasts can be cunninglyfassioned from 2x Fairly liquid bottles, 1x pair of 30 sheer womans tights, some rolled up newspaper and, some sticky backed plastic tape! :D :p

[Jay]

YOU BUNCH OF SICK PERVERTS........

p.s my tent will be right at the back in the corner at the forum party, should you be interested.

p.p.s Please bring plenty of 'I can't believe it's not butter'

[blackhack]

'I can't believe it's not butter'
it probably is......another lie....(see my other post)

[krammer]

i can't tell you how comforting it is to know that you guys are out there offering 'support:D ' and all the fashion advice a girl could ask for. thank you sweeties, can't wait to go camping.

[Jay]

i can't tell you how comforting it is to know that you guys are out there offering 'support:D ' and all the fashion advice a girl could ask for. thank you sweeties, can't wait to go camping.

or indeed CAMPing it seems.....yours would be the Pastel blue tent with Zebra skin lining will it

[krammer]

yes the CAMPing bit was irony,;) but you know, pastels are so summery when in fact it is the autumn collection i shall be scrutinising:D

[Jay]

oooh you vain bitch...

[Mrs Reject]

p.p.s Please bring plenty of 'I can't believe it's not butter'

"I can't believe it's not butter" (actually I can believe it's not butter!) is for toffs, me and Mitch prefer, "F*ck me it's lard" :D

[krammer]

"I can't believe it's not butter" (actually I can believe it's not butter!) is for toffs, me and Mitch prefer, "F*ck me it's lard" :D bit personal is'nt it!:D :D

[Rogue Monkey]

", me and Mitch prefer, "F*ck me it's lard" :D
Is that a spelling mistake? :o ;)

[Jay]

"I can't believe it's not butter" (actually I can believe it's not butter!) is for toffs, me and Mitch prefer, "F*ck me it's lard" :D

Toff.........TOFF..........I only use it cos the price of Lurpak has gone through the roof at ALDI.

I think you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes, yeah yeah I bet you really use St Ivel don't you....go on admit it!

[Bosun]

Toff.........TOFF..........I only use it cos the price of Lurpak has gone through the roof at ALDI.

I think you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes, yeah yeah I bet you really use St Ivel don't you....go on admit it!


WHATS WRONG WITH DRIPPING :eek:

[Jay]

Apart from it leaving a nasty stain on the bedclothes, it smells!

[Bosun]

maybe should just go back to chocolate spread and plastic sheets, this is normal for camping

aspaargus in butter should onlly be used while nekked though as sp[lashes everywhere

[Rogue Monkey]

Toff.........TOFF..........I only use it cos the price of Lurpak has gone through the roof at ALDI.

I think you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes, yeah yeah I bet you really use St Ivel don't you....go on admit it!
They sell lurpakat ALDI :eek: Wot ever next? :eek: :D

[Yoda]

They sell lurpakat ALDI :eek: Wot ever next?

No not LURPAK......LURPIK :D :D

Yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

Hmmmmm! I thought LURPIK was ALDI toilet cleaner! :confused: Butter me up BABY! :D :p

[Jay]

Hmmmmm! I thought LURPIK was ALDI toilet cleaner! :confused: Butter me up BABY! :D :p

Welcome to my world of multi-functional product usage.....Don't be steered by swanky advertising, encouraging you to buy one of these and one of those.

You only need 4 things to live in the modern world...

1. Warm clothing
2. Shelter from the elements (or elephants if you live abroad)
3. Access to clean water

and last but not least a Pentium 4, blue tooth, 100 GB, broadband, isotropic racing laptop with go faster stripes.

Everything else is just being greedy.

[Bosun]

well im greedy so i want me bike and sprouts



**wot no goats **
**runs off at speed ducking from object hurled by ff and yoda**