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haystax
26-11-2005, 05:14 PM
Taoism:

**** happens

Confucianism:

Confucius says: "**** happens"

Calvinism:

**** happens because you don’t work hard enough

Buddhism:

If **** happens, it isn’t really ****

Zen:

What is the sound of **** happening?

Seventh Day Adventist:

No **** on Saturday

Hedonism:

There’s nothing like a good **** happening

Hinduism:

This **** happened before

Mormon:

This **** will happen again

Islam:

If this **** happens, it is the will of Allah

Moonies:

Only happy **** really happens

Stoicism:

This **** is good for me

Protestantism:

Let **** happen to someone else

Catholicism:

**** happens because you deserve it

Judaism:

So why does this **** always happen to me?

Hare Krishna:

**** happens **** happens **** happens **** happens

Jehovah’s Witness:

Let us in, and we will tell you why **** happens

Atheism:

**** happens for no apparent reason

Agnosticism:

Farts happen

Zoroastrianism:

**** happens half the time

Christian Science:

**** is in your mind

Wicca:

**** happens if you will it to happen

Scientology:

Faeces occur

Existentialism:

**** is, therefore it happens

Rastafarism:

LET`S SMOKE THIS ****!!!
griff2000
26-11-2005, 05:53 PM
Rastafarism:
LET`S SMOKE THIS ****!!!

I'm a rastsa then.... :D
Mitch
26-11-2005, 05:58 PM
Wicca:

**** happens if you will it to happen


nah, Wicca's better than that... sh1t happens three-fold on you if you will it to happen! :D
Jonnyfp
26-11-2005, 06:05 PM
nah, Wicca's better than that... sh1t happens three-fold on you if you will it to happen! :D


If a little fluffy and new.:)
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 06:05 PM
kkm and rob church of depravity.....


go with the flow.....
rommel
26-11-2005, 06:06 PM
lol............ :D
critch
26-11-2005, 08:54 PM
nah, Wicca's better than that... sh1t happens three-fold on you if you will it to happen! :D


ahh the good old number three :D
Grav
26-11-2005, 09:02 PM
What about the religious philosophy of the Dark Lord Of Custard.

Who gives a sh1t, where's my custard? :D
critch
26-11-2005, 09:03 PM
What about the religious philosophy of the Dark Lord Of Custard.

Who gives a sh1t, where's my custard? :D

in your hand yoooouuuuu kaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnt :D
Grav
26-11-2005, 09:06 PM
Oh yeah..... It's a bit difficult to see through this visor sometimes cos it knocks my glasses off. :D
andy_k
26-11-2005, 09:07 PM
Trust Grav to make a mess !!!
Grav
26-11-2005, 09:11 PM
True, but who gives a ****, ive got custard. ;) :D
Sir Ewok
26-11-2005, 09:57 PM
Ewokian Philosophy says that if S**t hapeens we made it happen and now we need the money you owe us (Plus EATAT, VAT, Isurance, postage and package and intrest)
Fran
26-11-2005, 09:59 PM
I always wanted to go out with a Pagan.......


so he would worship the ground I walked on. :D
Sir Ewok
26-11-2005, 10:03 PM
Don't you mean a Hindu?





Runs and hides in a very deep hole....................... :rolleyes:
Jonnyfp
26-11-2005, 10:05 PM
I always wanted to go out with a Pagan.......


so he would worship the ground I walked on. :D

but ended up with Fagin instead... :D



any room in that deep hole matey??
Fran
26-11-2005, 10:14 PM
but ended up with Fagin instead... :D



any room in that deep hole matey??
Dougie says you'd better borrow Rommole's shovel! :D
Sir Ewok
26-11-2005, 10:14 PM
Come in and shut the door mate, I think it's gone quiet out there! Too Quiet!!!!! :eek: