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STEViE
26-11-2005, 02:13 AM
Here's one for ya then. I read this tonite an' laughed so I thought of puttin' up a thread whereby you guess tha answer and/or put up a new quote. Hey ho, just to pass the time :)

Who said 'Fuck me! I had to join 'em 'cos I couldn't watch 'em'
ForestFred
26-11-2005, 06:24 AM
Here's one for ya then. I read this tonite an' laughed so I thought of puttin' up a thread whereby you guess tha answer and/or put up a new quote. Hey ho, just to pass the time :)

Who said 'Fuck me! I had to join 'em 'cos I couldn't watch 'em'
Can I have two go's
1.Ozzy Osbourne
2.Ringo Starr

It was woman who drove man to drink but I never had the courtesyt to thank her
:D
STEViE
26-11-2005, 11:21 AM
Can I have two go's
1.Ozzy Osbourne
2.Ringo Starr

It was woman who drove man to drink but I never had the courtesyt to thank her
:D
WC Fields .......... :D
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 11:22 AM
'what the fuck was that'..........










mayor of hiroshima
Fran
26-11-2005, 11:23 AM
"His little head quivers with the responsibility of it!"

Who said it & who & what was he talking about? :D
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 11:25 AM
"His little head quivers with the responsibility of it!"

Who said it & who & what was he talking about? :D
tony blair, just as he is about to get in bed with cherie
Fran
26-11-2005, 11:27 AM
"His little head quivers with the responsibility of it!"

Who said it & who & what was he talking about? :D
Na it was John Lennon talking about Ringo Starr & his HUGE nose. :D
jonny-exile
26-11-2005, 11:33 AM
"What fucking arrow"?

King Harold - circa 1066 :D
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 11:39 AM
' this will be a piece of piss'


george bush on the eve of the iraq invasion
defarter
26-11-2005, 11:43 AM
Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"
Alice
26-11-2005, 11:48 AM
"Just because a man is born in a kennel, it does not make him a dog"

Who said that?
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 11:55 AM
"Just because a man is born in a kennel, it does not make him a dog"

Who said that?
george bush to tony blair
STEViE
26-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Who said 'Fuck me! I had to join 'em 'cos I couldn't watch 'em'

OK. It was Lemmy talkin' about why he joined Hawkwind
critch
26-11-2005, 02:27 PM
Who said 'Fuck me! I had to join 'em 'cos I couldn't watch 'em'

OK. It was Lemmy talkin' about why he joined Hawkwind

he was still officialy a roadie when they sacked him :D

dont think it bothered him too much in the longrun
Yoda
26-11-2005, 02:28 PM
Where The Fuck did that Lorry come from




Yoda 1996 :) :) :)
griff2000
26-11-2005, 04:38 PM
What indians?












General George Armstrong Custer
Parky
26-11-2005, 04:51 PM
never in the field of human history has so much been given to so many by so few.
















Ah well thats Aids for you.

Hale and Pace
critch
26-11-2005, 04:57 PM
come on men they couldnt hit an elephant at that dista.........

general sedgwick rallying his troops during the american civil war

he was shot by a whitworth rifle ,made in manchester. the first firearm to have a rifled barrel..... :D
Freak
26-11-2005, 05:00 PM
80% of statistics are made up on the spot
Vic Reeves
kitkatman
26-11-2005, 06:09 PM
What Do You Think Your Doing....fuck Off, You Are Not Comming Near Me With That..



Mel Last Night :d
bear
26-11-2005, 07:15 PM
Lady Astor "winston your drunk"
Winston churchill "madam your ugly but tommorow i'll be sober".