Should I thump him?

[Rogue Monkey]

President of our iccle RC has accused me an another mate of sleepin with his girlfriend! :eek: My mate has already thumped him for this slight on our character! The question is.... Should I thump him too? I dont know? Not bein of a naturaly violent disposition, never the less it is a terrible accusation is it not!

[Yoda]

President of our iccle RC has accused me an another mate of sleepin with his girlfriend! :eek: My mate has already thumped him for this slight on our character! The question is.... Should I thump him too? I dont know? Not bein of a naturaly violent disposition, never the less it is a terrible accusation is it not!

you seemed to have missed a bit :confused:

Is His Accusation True ??? :D :D

and either way i vote for all of the above
first hit him soft then hit him hard
then give him a piece of your mind whilst shagging his girlfriend

Yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

No! Not a bit! If she was a drop dead gorgeous model I wouldnt! Dont have many morals but the ones I have I keep! Ya dont feck over yer mates! Or ex mates as the case may be! Totaly unfounded! neither me or me mate has done anything! Mrs Monkey wouldnt like it for a start! and me other mate who thumped him had t stop his own girlfriend from thumpin him too! :eek:

[Yoda]

well i suggest doing all of the above except shagging his girlfriend then,...maybe you could shag his bike??/
yoda

[Rogue Monkey]

Hahaha! His bikes OK! pity he isn`t! :D

[Doro]

did he say this to your face and in a sober frame of mind and was it in public?

all those are important factors

if he said it to your face and was sober and other people heard it

then you have to thump him to save face

don't let mrs monkey do it until after you have

or you will look very girlie indeed

if he's much bigger than you then you just have to get the 1st punch in, saves face and all that

but if you leave it too long you will lose face anyway,

or leave it so long that everyone has forgotten about it and folk will think you waited for your revenge to be 'a dish best served cold'

LMAO

otherwise do what yoda said

[Otter]

I'd try and find out who's been sh!t-stirring.
If it's male you can thump him, if female then let your missus have a go.

[Gypsy]

yeah could be another party involved too... a big 'kin wooden spoon of a party

[Rogue Monkey]

He didnt ave the balls to say owt to me personaly! he been tellin his "mates"! unfortunatly his "mates" told us what he had been sayin! As for losing face, ahem!.... I am not known as a violent person, however, I have been known to be irked at certain times! This is one of those times! If I thought myself to have lost face over this I wouldn`t have thought twice about it, I dont think I have though, cos everyone knows its that silly bugger who has made a fool of himself! Personaly, I couldnt give a monkeys what he thinks :D Im more concerned that these sort of accusations can cause problems with my own relationship! Mrs Monkey wasn`t very impressed when she heard about it! If ya throw muck around some of it sticks even if yer innocent! :(

[Doro]

yeah I don't agree with violence really, was just stirring ha ha

unless it is some slut wif her hands on my man, that could get very violent very quickly

and yep - I always blame the woman in these situations - Kris knows my views and why I hold them...


btw is his mrs better looking than your mrs? cos your mrs is stunning so she doesn't need to worry, unless mr monkey is very stoopid

even tho looks shouldn't matter

(it's a girl thing - we know blokes don't care what you look like so long as he's gonna get some *snigger*)

[100%Pat]

I agree, I would want some serious explanations about how/what made him think it in the first place, because someone/somewhere is defo stirring the ****e and I'd want to know where that originated. :mad:

[Rogue Monkey]

She isn`t in the same class as Mrs Monkey but she is a nice person and we bin friends a long time but that doesn`t mean I fancy her. She was me mates girl and that was that! doesn`t matter wot she looks like. Though, everyone has said both Mrs Monkey and me mates girlfriend are both in a class of looks several orders of merit above that of nob heads girlfriend! Dont know why she bothers with him. He used t beat his wife up wen he was married! It doesnt look like his jelous streak has lessened over the years! Ho Hum! Ney worries! he`s cooked his goose now anyway, everybodies laughing at him! :p

[Gypsy]

yeah I don't agree with violence really, was just stirring ha ha

unless it is some slut wif her hands on my man, that could get very violent very quickly

and yep - I always blame the woman in these situations - Kris knows my views and why I hold them...



yep i do too and they are rightly justified,,, kris has learned a great deal since being with doro... his eyes have been opened !!!! :eek:

[Rogue Monkey]

even tho looks shouldn't matter

(it's a girl thing - we know blokes don't care what you look like so long as he's gonna get some *snigger*)
Nuff said!

[Doro]

that's not to say gypsy has ever been naughty

he's a very good boy

when I want him to be

ooer missus

:D

[Rogue Monkey]

:eek: ............... :D

[minxy]

Thrash him in front of all his mates and yours. No-one will ever f*** with you again. Simple :D

Folk only try it on if they think they can get away with it. :(

[Rogue Monkey]

Hmmmmmm! there`s a thought! :rolleyes:

[mr.chaz]

I usually say - " never stir another man's porridge"

but on this occasion - " I'd f*ck her with your mate , video it and give El Presidente' a copy . Then take over the club too!"

If you're gonna get **** thrown at you - make sure you do it in style!

[Rogue Monkey]

hahaha! President Monkey! has a ring to it! :D

[Shudy]

Surely if she's good enough for a brother she's good enough for you?
Not worth losing your mate over.

[Mitch]

I usually say - " never stir another man's porridge"

but on this occasion - " I'd f*ck her with your mate , video it and give El Presidente' a copy . Then take over the club too!"

If you're gonna get **** thrown at you - make sure you do it in style!

Well that takes the cake that!!! :D

[mr.chaz]

Well that takes the cake that!!! :D

Just TCB :cool: - " taking care of business"

[Rabid]

How about a quick kick in the nads, he obviously isnt giving her enough if she has to go looking elsewhere. So kicking him in the nads want do any more harm in that direction. :eek:

[DyNasty]

Sounds like the fellow has some insecurity issues.
For people like that, I would publicly confront the f*ckwad and ask him if he wishes to continue. If so, then give him a couple of knots on his cheek. If he continues to talk sh1t, then really pound the cr@p outta him...
THe result will be 1. your satisfaction. 2. His humiliation. 3.You lookin' d@mn fine in front of the buds. 4.Mrs. Monkee will probably swallow :D

Good luck, Dude!

Remember- Only the strong survive

[Rogue Monkey]

Mrs Monkey already does! :eek: :p Im not insecure and dont wish to make him look any more of a fool than he`s already done by himself! I dont do the macho stuff! Its not my cup of tea! On the other hand, if he says anything in public whithin ear shot, it will be goodnight ladies for him! I think he`s realised what a fool he has made of himself and I dont expect he will say owt now. ;)

[Rogue Monkey]

How about a quick kick in the nads, he obviously isnt giving her enough if she has to go looking elsewhere. So kicking him in the nads want do any more harm in that direction. :eek:
:p :D yer right there! :D

[defarter]

Why not let Mrs Monkey just kick him in the balls, should be more red in the face then........ :eek: :eek: :D

[DyNasty]

Sounds like the fellow has some insecurity issues.
For people like that, I would publicly confront the f*ckwad and ask him if he wishes to continue. If so, then give him a couple of knots on his cheek. If he continues to talk sh1t, then really pound the cr@p outta him...
THe result will be 1. your satisfaction. 2. His humiliation. 3.You lookin' d@mn fine in front of the buds. 4.Mrs. Monkee will probably swallow :D

Good luck, Dude!

Remember- Only the strong survive

I meant that the other fellow has the insecurity issues, not you Monkee :o

[Jay]

As long as YOU, Mrs Monkey and Maties Girl know nothing happened...I would just tell him his got it wrong and leave it there. He will always end up looking the tosser if it didn't happen and you don't have to waste any time scrapping.

I would only consider taking him off his feet if he raised his fist to me, if I were in your boat.

[mr.chaz]

stop going on about it-
Just f*ck her anyway and be done with it. :p

it is dirrrty ..and you want eeeet!