Get yer kit off

[RedRobbie]

Its freezing cold so instead of putting the central heating on try walking about outside ,stark naked still wet from your cold shower. when you get in and dressed you get a lovely warm glow. Also its a good way to meet the neighbours as they all pop out to say hello.

Trust me on this one and try it.

[Mitch]

Its freezing cold so instead of putting the central heating on try walking about outside ,stark naked still wet from your cold shower. when you get in and dressed you get a lovely warm glow. Also its a good way to meet the neighbours as they all pop out to say hello.

Trust me on this one and try it.

The best one's where you've just made coffee, walking from the kitchen, carrying two cups upstairs, just as the postman turns up (especially when you've got a frosted glass front door :eek: )

[Crofty]

Its freezing cold so instead of putting the central heating on try walking about outside ,stark naked still wet from your cold shower. when you get in and dressed you get a lovely warm glow. Also its a good way to meet the neighbours as they all pop out to say hello.

Trust me on this one and try it.
Ah.. The old "no pain no gain" thing. I'm more of a fan of "no pain -no pain!" :D

[Dougie]

Its freezing cold so instead of putting the central heating on try walking about outside ,stark naked still wet from your cold shower. when you get in and dressed you get a lovely warm glow. Also its a good way to meet the neighbours as they all pop out to say hello.

Trust me on this one and try it.
Don't be so bloody stupid! :D :D :D

[RedRobbie]

Don't be so bloody stupid! :D :D :D

Oy potty mouth Im only trying to bring comunities toghether, help the environment, libralise out dated attitudes to the human form and help you to cut down on your utility bills.

Bit fucken smart of me actualy.

[kitkatman]

Oy potty mouth Im only trying to bring comunities toghether, help the environment, libralise out dated attitudes to the human form and help you to cut down on your utility bills.

Bit fucken smart of me actualy.
more like a bit fookin stupid :D .....bet you look great for the ladies......maggot boy :D

[bad toad]

sounds to me like you wanted to get caught by the postie :D two cups o coffee :D :D

[RedRobbie]

more like a bit fookin stupid :D .....bet you look great for the ladies......maggot boy :D

Didnt expect that from a man touchin cloth :D

[kitkatman]

Didnt expect that from a man touchin cloth :D
was earlier...released the demons and the wife is not impressed!

how are you chap :D

[RedRobbie]

was earlier...released the demons and the wife is not impressed!

how are you chap :D

Very well thank you. I have emailed the pope, Brother Bernard from some dodgy porn site and Tony Curtis (cos .... well i just did ) asking them to recognise us a divine. Just like Jesus my mum cant drive either.

[kitkatman]

Very well thank you. I have emailed the pope, Brother Bernard from some dodgy porn site and Tony Curtis (cos .... well i just did ) asking them to recognise us a divine. Just like Jesus my mum cant drive either.
i wrote to the church of england explaining that we were in the for front of religion and that we were a power not to be messed with and they told me to fuck off

[rommel]

i wrote to the church of england explaining that we were in the for front of religion and that we were a power not to be messed with and they told me to fuck off
Not quite in those words I expect.................................... :D

[critch]

Not quite in those words I expect.................................... :D

ahh this is "new"anglicism as lead by the filofax totin mobile phone carring bitchin' bishop of KANTabury

they had the last synod at phils wine bar cathedral street canterbury ;) :D

[RedRobbie]

i wrote to the church of england explaining that we were in the for front of religion and that we were a power not to be messed with and they told me to fuck off

Shower of bastids, i just emailed the arch bishop for you and called him a kunt. :eek:
i said i was you using my computer cos he's a big bugger and well .... the angels will watch over you my son. walk in peace :D

[bullhead]

Just Got Arrested.................... :(

[Fran]

Just Got Arrested.................... :(

Arrested for what? :eek: