I can see you!!

[100%Pat]

Just for all you folks who come on and look and 'hide' in invisible mode....I CAN SEE YOU.

[Yoda]

Just for all you folks who come on and look and 'hide' in invisible mode....I CAN SEE YOU.
I say name and shame them....... :D :D
fancy hiding from us timid lot? :p

Yoda

[100%Pat]

Is doing it right now!!
No Yoda I couldnt tell....its their choice.... but I know!! :p

[Yoda]

Is doing it right now!!
No Yoda I couldnt tell....its their choice.... but I know!! :p

Ahh i get it now
as the goat master (mistress) knows all
you must be the True Goat master (mistress)

Forest Fred you are just a false Goat prophet, if you were the true goat master you would have known this..
The goats denounce you
if you continue to claim yourself as the righteous one then we will take all industrial action within our power

Yoda
(union representative to the goats)

[krammer]

what in the name of buggerization is it with you and goats?:D :D

[Yoda]

what in the name of buggerization is it with you and goats?:D :D
i cant tell you its a secret
and if i told you
Then
...
...
...
the goats would get you


The secret must die with me


Yoda

[Bosun]

Just for all you folks who come on and look and 'hide' in invisible mode....I CAN SEE YOU.


i think The All knowing Pat " Mistress of all she surveys" and a jolly nioce fellowess to boot
is getting carried away now she has found out how to resize letters :D :D

[ForestFred]

Ahh i get it now
as the goat master (mistress) knows all
you must be the True Goat master (mistress)

Forest Fred you are just a false Goat prophet, if you were the true goat master you would have known this..
The goats denounce you
if you continue to claim yourself as the righteous one then we will take all industrial action within our power

Yoda
(union representative to the goats) I defy you Yoda with your false claims. I AM THE GOATMASTER She is the Goatmistress You cannot be a mistress & a master there must be balance, ying and yang , positive and negative. The goats do not denounce me they worship me and the Mistress. with equal fervor.The goats will find you and turn on you .Beware the dark corners of your being there the goats will take my revenge !!!!!!!! :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

I CAN SEE YOU TOO

hehehe

note to self must'nt post inflamatory messages whilst pished.
:D




coats on an i'm off.

[saxman]

I CANT SEE MYSELF FFS!

:eek: :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

I know a lurker and his name is KEN! He rides a fireblade!

Don't you KEN? He won't admit it!

Come on KEN out you come, don't be shy now!

[Yoda]

I defy you Yoda with your false claims. I AM THE GOATMASTER She is the Goatmistress You cannot be a mistress & a master there must be balance, ying and yang , positive and negative. The goats do not denounce me they worship me and the Mistress. with equal fervor.The goats will find you and turn on you .Beware the dark corners of your being there the goats will take my revenge !!!!!!!! :eek:

as quoted from the Goat Bible

Billy 17:36, Acts 8:37
Yea though you walk through the valley of goats, the true goat master will fear no evil, as he shall be protected by the goats. false prophets however will have the full power of goats unleashed upon their person

Billy 21:12, Acts 5:12
hence forth an unholy one will appear, his false claims to be the 'one' shall be false, some weak willed goats will follow, but on judgment day their souls will beg forgivness. the unholy one and his claims will lead to war between the goats, but the righteous goats will survive, and as punishment there will be floods, and thunder and lightning at his next rally, for the holy will have spoken and denounced false idols.

Billy 39:16, Acts 2:85
the holy one was once challenged to prove his powers, and to thus he replied i shal do but two things to prove to all goats that i am the one.
1, i shall feed you all, so hence forth he purchased a Mcchicken sandwich meal and a happy meal, with his powers he multipled these 1000 fold and fed his flock of devoted followers,
2, i shal fit twenty humans into a nissan micra, even the goats doubted this, but after the holy one took them to the special place (Bradford) and proved it, they never doubted him again

FF Denounce your evil ways at once and you could get the position of the Goat Janitor



Yoda

[Shudy]

Yoda, you have changed the word sheep to goat haven't you? Top marks for a better editing job than Pat!! :eek:

[Huw Beer Monster]

I CANT SEE MYSELF FFS!

:eek: :eek:
BUY A MIRROR THEN!

[BlackPig]

BUY A MIRROR THEN!



I've got one,but it's not fer lookin' at !!!!!!! :D :D

[Mrs Reject]

as quoted from the Goat Bible

Billy 17:36, Acts 8:37
Yea though you walk through the valley of goats, the true goat master will fear no evil, as he shall be protected by the goats. false prophets however will have the full power of goats unleashed upon their person

Billy 21:12, Acts 5:12
hence forth an unholy one will appear, his false claims to be the 'one' shall be false, some weak willed goats will follow, but on judgment day their souls will beg forgivness. the unholy one and his claims will lead to war between the goats, but the righteous goats will survive, and as punishment there will be floods, and thunder and lightning at his next rally, for the holy will have spoken and denounced false idols.

Billy 39:16, Acts 2:85
the holy one was once challenged to prove his powers, and to thus he replied i shal do but two things to prove to all goats that i am the one.
1, i shall feed you all, so hence forth he purchased a Mcchicken sandwich meal and a happy meal, with his powers he multipled these 1000 fold and fed his flock of devoted followers,
2, i shal fit twenty humans into a nissan micra, even the goats doubted this, but after the holy one took them to the special place (Bradford) and proved it, they never doubted him again

FF Denounce your evil ways at once and you could get the position of the Goat Janitor



Yoda


:D :D :D P*ssed meself laffing!!!!!!

[saxman]

BUY A MIRROR THEN!

I CANT AFFORD TO KEEP BREAKING THEM.
:(