Heeellpppppp !!!

[GarrysPhrogg]

As you all know by now I'm getting married on Saturday and I'm sat here thinking
*How much wieght can I lose in 3 days?*

[ForestFred]

You dont need to lose any :)

[GarrysPhrogg]

You dont need to lose any :)


*gives forestfred a big kiss* flattery well get you everywhere :)

[Jonnyfp]

You dont need to lose any :)


seconded. stop obsessing its gonna be a giggle.
don't get too pissed. :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

seconded. stop obsessing its gonna be a giggle.
don't get too pissed. :D
jonnyfp, have you seen the size of me, I mean do you know me :o !!

[GarrysPhrogg]

I've got lumps coming out of all the wrong places :o and no I'm not a tranny *giggle* :D

and as you can see I can't sleep, I'm normally in bed fast asleep by now.

[Alice]

Lynne........calm down!!! It's only nerves hun!

There's nothing wrong with you and I'm sure you'll look brill. :D

[Jonnyfp]

jonnyfp, have you seen the size of me, I mean do you know me :o !!

Your getting married i know the sort. lmao.
i also know that if you are that big then 3 days ainy gonna make alot of difference but 6 months will.
Your partner is still marrying you despite your worries. enjoy the day stop worrying. its gonna be a laff you'll see.

Jonnyfp ex offender of relate. :D

[Sheltie]

You could always ask for picolax. Trust me you WILL lose weight and a lot of everything as well

[Yoda]

As you all know by now I'm getting married on Saturday and I'm sat here thinking
*How much wieght can I lose in 3 days?*

*SLAP*

you dont need to loose weight

eat more cake thats what i say

Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

You could always ask for picolax. Trust me you WILL lose weight and a lot of everything as well

Ah yes indeed the dreaded picolax used as bowel surgery prep, there isn't anything left in the bowel afterwards!!!:eek:

The way I see it you have 2 choices:
Accept what you are and eat more cake! :)
Take a picolax and a bottle of frusemide (diuretics) and get married looking shrivelled like a prune, grey and exhausted from running to the toilet (most people give up and just do it where they stand in the end :) )
When I married Mitch I was at my biggest ever weight - I've since lost three stone. I thought I looked like Miss Piggy's fat ugly sister but the fact was Mitch chose to love me and marry me when I was a porker and in the all the pictures we look happy and contented and my dress made me look like a busty wholesome milk maid who wouldn't say no to a roll in the hay with the local lusty farmhand (oops off into fantasy land again). Also Mitch still loved me when I was fat and that's very important to me!!! (mainly because I'm still fat :D ).
Just enjoy your day, be happy and don't worry about a few extra inches - I'll bet Garry doesn't mind!!!

[misfits ragdoll]

tis them eight cans of lager everynight pee head lol P.S. what time you getting sentenced then lolololol :rolleyes:

[misfits ragdoll]

no offence there gary sorry :rolleyes:

[Bosun]

and my dress made me look like a busty wholesome milk maid who wouldn't say no to a roll in the hay with the local lusty farmhand

well thats me sorted for the rest of the night

really no worries lynne, just supply enough beer for everyone else and no one will notice..

have a great time