best sexual position for watching the telly

[krammer]

spent half an hour on the job last night and missed the pole vaulting. (pun not intended, well, maybe a little). i spoil that women i really do.:D :D

[Shudy]

Did you hear about the architect who had his house maid back to front so he could watch telly?

[Jay]

Did you hear about the architect who had his house maid back to front so he could watch telly?

Ooh ooh.....go on then.....what happened?

[ForestFred]

Half an hour!! wot the hell did you do fer the other 29 minutes :)

[Bosun]

spent half an hour on the job last night and missed the pole vaulting. (pun not intended, well, maybe a little). i spoil that women i really do.:D :D


i would not recommend your local dixons, however the wall of screens is useful

[GarrysPhrogg]

me sat on Garrys Knees facing forward so I can watch *rugby* oh er ;)

[Huw Beer Monster]

Someone please get these damned images out of my brain!

AAAAARRRRGGHHH!

[Mrs Reject]

Me too :eek: Now where did I put my home trepanning equipment *sound of distant drill hitting skull*

[JOE]

the piercer I work with has got a flesh tunnel in 'is nuts so 'is wife can give 'im a blow job an' watch the telly at the same time, you could try that!

[krammer]

a flesh tunnel?

[Rabid]

the piercer I work with has got a flesh tunnel in 'is nuts so 'is wife can give 'im a blow job an' watch the telly at the same time, you could try that!
Is that anything like the channel tunnel?

[krammer]

[Q UOTE=Rabid]Is that anything like the channel tunnel?[/QUOTE] is that anything like the poo funnel?

[misfits ragdoll]

na its get your head down i nearly missed that :D