gremlins i tell you, thery're real

[Bosun]

Spent half of last night looking for spare bike keys, went through, jackets twice, luggage once, bedroom draws, several times, went round to where bike is, so as had normal set had to go for a blatt, came back emptied draws again, then headed back to jacket, and knock me down with a feather, stripe me pink and call me susan, there they were, in the pocket I had been through loads of times..

Its gremlins I tell you “Brightl lights.. bright lights”

[bunbag]

Spent half of last night looking for spare bike keys, went through, jackets twice, luggage once, bedroom draws, several times, went round to where bike is, so as had normal set had to go for a blatt, came back emptied draws again, then headed back to jacket, and knock me down with a feather, stripe me pink and call me susan, there they were, in the pocket I had been through loads of times..

Its gremlins I tell you “Brightl lights.. bright lights”
lost keys ,where do the socks go ,get to the phone it rings off , alarm dont go off when it should , then you go to the hole in the wall for cash and there aint none left , im wi you m8 ,lol

[Rogue Monkey]

Me Too! Dont know what causes this stuff but it happens! I just hope the Gremlins have gremlins too! liitle bastards! ;)

[saxman]

those bastard gremlins once put my bike keys in the fridge. :confused:

[Jonnyfp]

Thats cos ducatis don't start when they're hot. lol
or cold for that matter. giggle, guffaw. chortle wheeze!

[Bosun]

those bastard gremlins once put my bike keys in the fridge. :confused:


now that could have been elephant gremlins, what kind of footprints did you find in the butter?

[saxman]

what kind of footprints did you find in the butter?
fekin great big ones.
:eek:

[Bosun]

yup definitely elephant gremlins


i would look out for very large holes in your skirting boards..
if you find your nose near the ceiling wjhile sleeping, you know they are under your bed



**Fayji regurgitator of mega old jokes**

[triker_gal]

Our grem is called Harry. He dont half pee me off when he hides Shaggy's stuff cos I get it in the neck, so I then in turn give Harry a right telling off and he stops ......... for a couple of weeks :rolleyes:

[saxman]

yup definitely elephant gremlins

are they wots leaving big piles of plop around the house? :confused: :confused:

so its not me jack russel then..... :mad:

[Friar Tuck]

Spent half of last night looking for spare bike keys, went through, jackets twice, luggage once, bedroom draws, several times, went round to where bike is, so as had normal set had to go for a blatt, came back emptied draws again, then headed back to jacket, and knock me down with a feather, stripe me pink and call me susan, there they were, in the pocket I had been through loads of times..

Its gremlins I tell you “Brightl lights.. bright lights”
You've already answered your own question, Susan! have a sex change then nothing's your fault, you can always be right and blame everything on everyone else or put it down to PMS! Failing that you can always burst into tears!