its pissin down

[poridge wog]

and me bikes sat outside with no front wheel on since last weekend (went to blackpool roakers rally,cheers lads).me shed has started leaking and i only have one fag left and im not going out in that rain, will somebody bring us a fag an a cuppa an a biscuit to cheer me up :(

[Rabid]

Special fag on way to Porridge Wog :D

[poridge wog]

you might have sent a match aswell m8 :p :D

[poridge wog]

its alright i found one dont blow out ,dont blow out, inhale aaahhh thats better cheeeerrrzzz :D

[Bosun]

i have put a cuup of tea in a jiffy bag and its in the royal mail to you




bother did you want sugar as i havent put any in

[poridge wog]

cheerz folks all i need now are the biscuits and im set, do you think pat will send me up a jammy dodger if i ask nice :p

[ForestFred]

NO! you'll ave to have Rich Tea like everyone else :D

[poridge wog]

already tried rich tea but when i dunked it ,it fell to bits and landed in me mug :mad:

[ForestFred]

already tried rich tea but when i dunked it ,it fell to bits and landed in me mug :mad:Thats why god invented teaspoons .Jeez I dont know some people :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Here, try a bonio!

[Rogue Monkey]

Bonio`s suck! Had one once in desperation! Pinched it from the dog cos I was starvin and add no money! However! those little choclate treats are ok! Cant say I`d recommend them though! Mcvitties Chocccy Biks are best! Ooooooo! an a cig wi a light too! That rools! :D

[Yoda]

the Dog 'Peperammi' rocks

i ate it by mistake thinking it was an aldi version and found out after that it was for dogs

but it was tasty anyway

Yoda

[Jay]

the Dog 'Peperammi' rocks

i ate it by mistake thinking it was an aldi version and found out after that it was for dogs

but it was tasty anyway

Yoda

That wont hurt you either, ground horses eyelids, grated monkey knuckles and powdered camel sputum.... Thats healthy eatin these days.