Paranoid me?

[ForestFred]

Not worry anyone BUT under the Criminal Justice Act since 9th April 2004 police officers are now liable for jury service.So now they nick you and can ensure you get convicted by jury BASTARDS!!!

[Scottie]

Don't worry M8 you're not paranoid but they ARE out to get you.

[Smudge]

Is that what you call a bus mans holiday then?