out to lunch

[Bosun]

so one of the old ones.. you are allowed 2 dinner guests ( motorcycle related obviously, not worried if alive or not) and someone to serenade.. who would you have at the table?


i would start with Jim Fogg ..for a good story of two
Ian Mutch ...for similar to above


to serenade would be the delightful julianne reagan the voice of "all about eve"

now that would be pleasant

[BikerGran]

I'll have Sammy Miller for racing stories and Frankie Chili cos he's gorgeous - and the Blues Band to provide the music.

And we'll eat Italian.

[ForestFred]

I would have Jim Fogg as well.Also Maz Harris.
Music supplied by Katie Melua (but only if I can record it and send loads of copies to her number one fan Mrs R :D )
and we would be scoffing the best indian that money could buy

[Jay]

Hmm

Lembit Opik for the serious conversation
Charlie Sheen for the stories
Gary Moore for a little sound
Ham, egg and chips at my mums house (god rest her soul)

[Rogue Monkey]

Hmmmm! Proffessor Richard Dawkins for Conversation but only because Richard Feynman is deceased!
Russian Philharmonic for da music
Traditional English for da eats! :D

[Friar Tuck]

Suzy Parry and Len Vale-Onlsow or John Bloore.

Enternainment by Jools Holland.

[Mrs Reject]

FT, we have had Ian Mutch as a dinner guest, luckily he has a powerful constitution and my cooking did not finish him off!!! :D
I would like to have Ian Anderson for the music and Eddie Izzard for the laffs and Aleister Crowley for the mysterious doings after dinner. Naturally I would invite another woman for a bit of support and it would have to be Jo Brand because I think she is great!!!!!

[ForestFred]

FT, we have had Ian Mutch as a dinner guest, luckily he has a powerful constitution and my cooking did not finish him off!!! :D
I would like to have Ian Anderson for the music and Eddie Izzard for the laffs and Aleister Crowley for the mysterious doings after dinner. Naturally I would invite another woman for a bit of support and it would have to be Jo Brand because I think she is great!!!!!
Jo Brand eh? (FF knows he is definatly going to be shot fer this but the temptation is just too much) wouldnt be coz her arse is bigger than yours?
FF runs like fnk shouting SORRY SORRY I wont do it again honest Lou. Ouch Ooh Fnk that hurt :D

[Mrs Reject]

Of course it is, who wants to be shown up by some skinny tart....and she's a laugh too :D :D
(Lucky for you I'm in a good mood)

[Doro]

richard feyman

very good choice

have you read his bio?

lembit opik? jumped up sniveling little arrogant politician

knew him when he was desperately trying to be a councillor for the lib dems and he is good at talking, cos that seems to be what wins the votes, being good at manipulating words, and being a clever sh*te with it

doesn't mean he has 'our' interests at heart....just his own, like them all



phew

dunno who I'd have, my grandad probably, music by verdi

would suit me fine

[Rabid]

Forest Fred and Jim would be my guests. We would dine on succulant roast Flossie sprouts and marmite sauce.

The entertainment would be a musical trio consisting of Pat, Mrs R and Katie Melua singing in harmony.

That should be an interesting evening.

[Mitch]

[QUOTE=Rabid]The entertainment would be a musical trio consisting of Pat, Mrs R and Katie Melua singing in harmony.]/QUOTE]

Yeah right!!!!! :D

[Rogue Monkey]

richard feyman

very good choice

have you read his bio?

lembit opik? jumped up sniveling little arrogant politician

knew him when he was desperately trying to be a councillor for the lib dems and he is good at talking, cos that seems to be what wins the votes, being good at manipulating words, and being a clever sh*te with it

doesn't mean he has 'our' interests at heart....just his own, like them all

Erm...Yup! Ive read alot o stuff he wrote! His talks on Quantum thermo Dynamics were somthing else! he had the ability to hold an audience spell bound and explain in language anyone could understand concepts on mind bending mathmatics and particle interactions that left you wonering what exectly he was on about! You undertood it when he was talking but five minits after he finished you didnt have the first clue! His auto bio`s Tales of a curius charactor and the other one that I cant remember the title to are brilliant! Little anecdotes from his life and times, and what a life he had! Worked on the bomb at St Alamos! Chatted girls up in clubs and devised a mathmatical formula for doing the very same! It works too! hahahah! I tried it! I`d recommend his auto biograpies to anyone! You dont need a degree in Physics to read em either! He even used to play the bongos! Apparently very well! Top Dude! Wish I`d had a one to one with him :(

[Mrs Reject]

Forest Fred and Jim would be my guests. We would dine on succulant roast Flossie sprouts and marmite sauce.

The entertainment would be a musical trio consisting of Pat, Mrs R and Katie Melua singing in harmony.

That should be an interesting evening.

Although I'm barfing at the thought of being anywhere near Katie Melua it does remind me of an idea I had recently and I am wondering if the forum has anyone on it who can hold a decent tune.
A friend of ours is a total Led Zep fan and goes completely mental if anyone massacres their song, "Stairway to heaven" .... for example a cover band at a rally. He's moved abroad for a couple of years and I'd love to send him a medley on CD or tape of horrible covers of this song :D
I am currently trying to persuade a welsh male choir to do a cover in perfect harmony but I also need a few more for effect. Any ideas please write to Mrs Evil c/o 100% biker forum :D

[haystax]

saor patrol for music,henry cooper for his stories

[Rogue Monkey]

Although I'm barfing at the thought of being anywhere near Katie Melua it does remind me of an idea I had recently and I am wondering if the forum has anyone on it who can hold a decent tune.
A friend of ours is a total Led Zep fan and goes completely mental if anyone massacres their song, "Stairway to heaven" .... for example a cover band at a rally. He's moved abroad for a couple of years and I'd love to send him a medley on CD or tape of horrible covers of this song :D
I am currently trying to persuade a welsh male choir to do a cover in perfect harmony but I also need a few more for effect. Any ideas please write to Mrs Evil c/o 100% biker forum :D
Hahahah! I`ll tape meself playin it in true guitar shop fassion! Hahaha! its enough to make cream curdle! :D
PS.
Who is Katie Melua ?

[Mrs Reject]

Hahahah! I`ll tape meself playin it in true guitar shop fassion! Hahaha! its enough to make cream curdle! :D
PS.
Who is Katie Melua ?

Oh yeah baby! Can you do 'smoke on the water' too? :D
Katie Melua is a foul pseudo jazz songstress on a par with Dildo or whatever her name is and that tit Jamie Cullum and she sings that awful tuneless wonder, "This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been.....17.....etc etc" that you think will never come to an end and you want to shove red hot pokers up yur nose to relieve the misery of it!!!! Makes me wonder if the world has gone mad listening to rubbish like that!!!!! :mad:

[Rogue Monkey]

Wooooo! maybe I could do a cover of katie Muller as well! That would rool! NOT! :D ;)

[100%Pat]

Me Lynne and Stevie and his mandoline playing Cracklin Rosie.... Ooooh that'll be Friday night at the Rusty Nuts then.... ROFL!! aLL FORUM MEMBERS PRESENT have TO JOIN IN!!!