The Goats

[Yoda]

for you non believers the goats have shown themselves to prove their existance
fear them
be afraid
never look back
do not believe in false goat-masters
for they will strike when you least expect

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Yoda

[Shudy]

The goats don't know how to spell "know". So they don't know everything, therefore they have a weakness which we can exploit.


Book of Shudy chapter 2 verse 45:-
"Tether the goats to a post in a field or banish them to the rocky outcrops on the highlands" sayeth the shepherd
"For we are men of the flock and the sheep are goodlier to eat, better at providing wool, and that little ewe bangs like a farmyard gate in a force 8"

[Yoda]

KNOOOOOOOOOW...............
you have found their one weakness the only got an F in english
but they got An A in MURDER...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yoda

well i did notice it after i posted it but i couldnt be arsed to change it

[Jay]

You gotta be KIDDING me, this is scary stuff for a BILLY no mates like me......Gonna have to tell my NANNY, she has the force of the dark side,.......she is BLEATER-BEATER

[saxman]

goats live in trees you know. :eek: :eek:

[elifan]

they don't fly, its more like a plummet.

[Bosun]

only when place up there by morroccans

yoda are you now in cohorts with FF?

[Rogue Monkey]

Fear the goat for it is written in the book of Cyril that those Goats who have not seen their fathers, just the night before will loose their friends hammers and only the fathers friends will know where those things are that their fathers put there just the night before in those containers with a raffea like base!?? :confused:

[Friar Tuck]

Goats go well in curries!

Now where's that recipe book?

[triker_gal]

Goats go well in curries!

Now where's that recipe book?
dont forget to look at the small print

* 1 pint of Friar Tuck's Blood*

:D

[Bosun]

Goats go well in curries!

Now where's that recipe book?

as per Ian Anderson
"the parties rockin
suppers up
curried goat in a plastic cup"

[Friar Tuck]

dont forget to look at the small print

* 1 pint of Friar Tuck's Blood*

:D
:( Precious little of that knocking around! You've drained it all!

[Mrs Reject]

You lot are all seriously weird!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Rabid]

weird but in the nicest possible i think. :o

[Rogue Monkey]

Its good to talk! hehhehehe!

[ForestFred]

Serious ? us you gota be kidding :rolleyes:

[Shudy]

Serious ? us you gota be kidding :rolleyes:

Not at this time of year, you should be gathering winter hay in. Kidding is usually in early spring along with lambing.... :D

[Friar Tuck]

You lot are all seriously weird!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
That's rich coming from Katie Melua's No.1 Fan! :p

*Hides in Pentacle making frantic go-away signs!*

[Bosun]

making frantic go-away signs!*



are those the ones involving 2 fingers on each hand?

[Mrs Reject]

are those the ones involving 2 fingers on each hand?

They'd better not be :)

[Friar Tuck]

No! No! Not those sort of gestures!

Apparently if you stand in a pentagram or pentacle, and make some funny arm movements while chanting some incantation, you are protected from evil beasties for a short period of time. However, dependant on the type of beastie that you've conjured up, depends on the level of protection you get.

and if you are unfortunate enough to conjure up the Evil git himself, you's in for a BIG surprise!

[Jay]

Apparently if you stand in a pentagram or pentacle

aren't pentangles those long dangly things the Octopus' have?

[triker_gal]

Yes but I'm not an Evil Beasty, so you've got NO CHANCE !!!!!!! :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

aren't pentangles those long dangly things the Octopus' have?
No, they're testicles

[Jay]

I thought that was trying out a new bike?

[Rogue Monkey]

No, they're testicles
Yea! testicles thats wot flies have isn`t it? :D

[Bosun]

aren't pentangles those long dangly things the Octopus' have?


no its what happens when you put your tent up while half cut

[Rogue Monkey]

no its what happens when you put your tent up while half cut
:D I`ve slept in a few Penangles!

[Mrs Reject]

aren't pentangles those long dangly things the Octopus' have?

Yur thinking of Cuthullu (not sure about the spelling) the mystical octopus that lives on the astral plane and is said to drive men mad if they catch sight of it cos it's so scary.

[Bosun]

Yur thinking of Cuthullu (not sure about the spelling) the mystical octopus that lives on the astral plane and is said to drive men mad if they catch sight of it cos it's so scary.


cooo you learn something new everyday, its either that or mrs r has been on the hibiscrub with surgical spirit chasers again

[Jay]

So let me get this right.

There is a scary floppy octopus which no one has seen, it's obviously doing well for itself cos it's got it's own plane and it drives men mad when they look at it......

Hmmmm I'm thinking perhaps it's a cross between Jockey Wilson - Lord Lucan and an empty pint glass.

[Friar Tuck]

don't forget it's got pendangly testicle thingies as well! and also drives around in an Astra! and i think it's name is Cuthbert!

It's late an I'm going to bed!

[Mrs Reject]

...and it was veeeeery veeeeery drunk :)

[Mrs Reject]

........Mitch is an octopus :D

[Huw Beer Monster]

Yur thinking of Cuthullu (not sure about the spelling) the mystical octopus that lives on the astral plane and is said to drive men mad if they catch sight of it cos it's so scary.

Your refer to an Elder God as a "mystical octopus"? Cthulhu won't be too pleased with you, Mrs R...

Anyway, I've SEEN Cthulhu (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYVHP004) and he's really cute :D

[Mrs Reject]

Your refer to an Elder God as a "mystical octopus"? Cthulhu won't be too pleased with you, Mrs R...

Anyway, I've SEEN Cthulhu (http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=TYVHP004) and he's really cute :D

*Hangs head in shame and goes off to sacrifice goat to the old Gods*
That plush thing is an abomination and must be destroyed before "he" finds out :)

[Rogue Monkey]

Thats not the real Cthulhu! Thats the pretender Clothulu! :eek: Wait till Cthulhu hears about this! :eek:

[ForestFred]

*Hangs head in shame and goes off to sacrifice goat to the old Gods*
That plush thing is an abomination and must be destroyed before "he" finds out :)OI!!!! no one sacrifices goats around here without asking me first :mad:

[Jay]

Now there's an admirable man, jumping to the defence of his beloved goats but alas Fred me old mate, I doubt anyone is going to ask if they can sacrifice YOU.

I did also ought to point out that while you may save one goat, this is the best you can expect from this tactic.

You'd be better off losing one goat to throw at the goat sacrificer, thus saving the lives of many more in the future.

No No don't thank me, it was just a tactic I learned from Chuck Norris in DELTA-FORCE.

[saxman]

...and it was veeeeery veeeeery drunk :)

i wasnt that bad ffs. :o

bad hangover maybe, but then that was you fault. :p

[Friar Tuck]

Cuthberts of world unite! Rise up and be counted!