The Gift....????

[blackhack]

Less than a week to go to the party and there's been no discussion on who's getting THE GIFT!!

now I know that there's members on here who dont know what THE GIFT!! entails or even the uses it could be put too,so it might be a pleasent surprise (then again ?)

So can we have some nominations for who's going to recive THE GIFT!!


I think I'll nominate FRAN, as she's already offered her services as a hair remover on the sat night.....

lets get nominating.............:)

[saxman]

I am the keeper of the GIFT however i havent decided who the next lucky person shall be. :D :D

post here if youve allready had it

[Fran]

I think I'll nominate FRAN, as she's already offered her services as a hair remover on the sat night.....

lets get nominating.............:)
Right back at ya.........I nominate Blackhack! I think I know what the GIFT is & he needs it more than me! :p

[Mitch]

I am the keeper of the GIFT however i havent decided who the next lucky person shall be. :D :D

post here if youve allready had it

On behalf of Mrs R, who got it at the first forum party - it spent six months at our place!!

[Fran]

On behalf of Mrs R, who got it at the first forum party - it spent six months at our place!!
Did you find it more ornamental or useful? :rolleyes:

[STEViE]

On behalf of Mrs R, who got it at the first forum party - it spent six months at our place!!
I wore the fucI<in' thing for an' entire gig - cheers FF :D

I think I know what the GIFT is & he needs it more than me!The 'GIFT' is beyond the ken of normal folks. It is not so much a 'thing' but more a 'CURSE' :D

[Fran]

The 'GIFT' is beyond the ken of normal folks. It is not so much a 'thing' but more a 'CURSE' :D


You know any "normal folks" who will be at the party? :D

[slob]

I have seen the gift of which ye speaks


ne-er have I felt fear and blackness upon the sight of anything else living or dead. I tell the tale of the gift to my spawn when they be naughty ... always a quiet night after the tale of the GIFT ....

[STEViE]

I have seen the gift of which ye speaks


ne-er have I felt fear and blackness upon the sight of anything else living or dead. I tell the tale of the gift to my spawn when they be naughty ... always a quiet night after the tale of the GIFT ....
The 'GIFT' is obviously the 100% Biker version of the Black Spot. Ah Haaarrrr :D

[iomrob]

You know any "normal folks" who will be at the party?


oh thats a good one, :D normal folk on here, :D oh thats so funny :D

[Mitch]

Did you find it more ornamental or useful? :rolleyes:
Only speaking for me'sen and my involvement with it here... It definitely more ornamental :D

[Bosun]

Did you find it more ornamental or useful? :rolleyes:

kim sure some people can find a use.....




goes off pondering images iof dave satan come to mind

[STEViE]

Only speaking for me'sen and my involvement with it here... It definitely more ornamental :D
Not neccessarilly what you want on the mantleshelf when the rellies come round tho is it .... then again, it may get Lou out of bein a bridesmaid. Just a thought :D

[ForestFred]

I wore the fucI<in' thing for an' entire gig - cheers FF :D

The 'GIFT' is beyond the ken of normal folks. It is not so much a 'thing' but more a 'CURSE' :D
An entire gig? you were lucky the bastards told me I had to wear it fer the entire weekend :eek: :D

[Gypsy]

we got it off stevie then gave it to Jim at the soggy moggy in full view of the whole rally whilst he was doing compere duty - doro

[STEViE]

An entire gig? you were lucky the bastards told me I had to wear it fer the entire weekend :eek: :D
You made me wear it for that nite on the rally thru 'til around 5am when I fell out of the bar IIRC :D

[Friar Tuck]

I've seen it, and aim to steer well clear of it!

[Mitch]

Not neccessarilly what you want on the mantleshelf when the rellies come round tho is it .... then again, it may get Lou out of bein a bridesmaid. Just a thought :D

:D :D

The worse thing is, she was in the magazine with it on at the party... and I think her folks saw it as well (only cos someone showed 'em... I wonder who that was :confused: )

[saxman]

I've seen it, and aim to steer well clear of it!

;) ............ :D ............. ;)

[jimmymoonlite]

Me ma had the gift........she reckoned she could see the future.....pity she never saw Uncle Eddie cuming.........

But, I guess thats not the sorta gift you are talking about...............nope.

Not a clue.............

Oh well, another cosmically unanswered question......

[Friar Tuck]

;) ............ :D ............. ;)
The word "bog" and "off" spring to mind! :p

[Bosun]

:D :D

The worse thing is, she was in the magazine with it on at the party... and I think her folks saw it as well (only cos someone showed 'em... I wonder who that was :confused: )


i could scan that page....




but i wont :D

[saxman]

i could scan that page....




but i wont :D

have you had the GIFT FAYJI??????????????????


:)

[Bosun]

shuflles feet whith hands behind back
tries to look down and look innocent













errr








no,,, but id rather not have it ;)

[saxman]

shuflles feet whith hands behind back
tries to look down and look innocent













errr








no,,, but id rather not have it ;)


:D ........... ;) .............. :D

[Doro]

stickied for a few days so sax can sort out who gets it - even tho he already told us who's getting it pmsl

[pingusprogressed]

shuflles feet whith hands behind back
tries to look down and look innocent













errr








no,,, but id rather not have it ;)

just think of the ebay value old boy :D :D

[Abb]

If I get it, I will either release it into the sea, or, sell it to the Chinese.

[saxman]

or, sell it to the Chinese.

that would be an interesting takeaway.............. :eek:

[slob]

If I get it, I will either release it into the sea, or, sell it to the Chinese.


you can quite often find chinese near the sea... usually stuck in mud around high tide *PMSL

[100%Pat]

For all those who do not know....
The 'Forum Members Gift' has been passed from person to person for about 4 and 1/2 years now... started by a now vanished member called Marcus.... and Simon B!!
Yes you can blame him...
The rules are...
It can only go to someone who hasnt had it before.
You have to add something to it that says 'you' before you pass it on,
It has to be passed on in as public a way as possible to cause the maximum humiliation..
It must be worn by the recipient for the whole evening at least... :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Now for an itinery of what the gift consists of.

In reverse order.

Jonnyfps blast holed chuddies
Jays breasts
a shrunken ead
a leather bound cock
a leather thong
erm what else was on there?:confused:

[Abb]

You have to add something to it that says 'you' before you pass it on,
It has to be passed on in as public a way as possible to cause the maximum humiliation..
It must be worn by the recipient for the whole evening at least... :eek:

Ergo, don't give it to me as I will destroy it, and I will refuse to wear it, and I will take great and absolute offence at people trying to make a cnut out of me.

Abb
No sense of humour.

[Jonnyfp]

Ergo, don't give it to me as I will destroy it, and I will refuse to wear it, and I will take great and absolute offence at people trying to make a cnut out of me.

Abb
No sense of humour.
roll ya neck in.
Who says your gettin it anyway?

[Abb]

Just making sure.

[Jonnyfp]

That said no-ones safe.

:D

[Abb]

No one can say I did not give ample notice of my intentions should I be burdened with the thing.

[100%Pat]

Ya shaven headed pussy.... :p

[Jonnyfp]

Ya shaven headed pussy.... :p

Me or im?:D

[Abb]

Ya shaven headed pussy.... :p

It will be OK as long as the fucking thing can swim.

[slob]

ermmm doesn't give it away somewhat when you tell people what it is?

[100%Pat]

Not really as most see it when its given to its next recipient anyway... no discription can really do it justice....

Jonny... Things that have been /are on it that I can remember are...

Pat- 100% Biker badge & mini bottle of vodka
Del (who was in accounts here for a while - a packet of rizla...
The leather thong thing was Marcus...
Womble (cw) the shrunken head..
Oh hell I cant think of any more....

[saxman]

Ergo, don't give it to me as I will destroy it, and I will refuse to wear it, and I will take great and absolute offence at people trying to make a cnut out of me.

Abb
No sense of humour.


seems to me that you secretly want it, you are however in denial at present..
sax
loves a challenge

[Abb]

seems to me that you secretly want it, you are however in denial at present..
sax
loves a challenge

The Irish Sea is known to kill most things that end up swimming in it.

[Cook1e]

As I wont be there, can I vote that it goes to Abbs - and add that you are all a load of wooses if you dont manage to keep it on him for the evening ;)

**checks passport is still in date.......**

[STEViE]

I wrapped it rather tightly with a string off my mandolin threaded thru a pick.

[100%Pat]

As I wont be there, can I vote that it goes to Abbs - and add that you are all a load of wooses if you dont manage to keep it on him for the evening ;)

**checks passport is still in date.......**

NO I want it to remain in tact, I even withdrew the gift from Wolfen who was given it at the Celtic Warriors one year and got absolutely steaming rolling drunk and we were worried he'd lose/ruin it ......Poor bloke was convinced he'd lost it....
;)

[Abb]

How could he ruin it? It already sounds like an abortion.

[Jonnyfp]

Ooh its a shame purplepower aint goin...:D :D


Of course a freedom of choice is paramount tho.
I admire your stance on antipeer pressure on this issue.



*anyone got any rehipnol*lol

[100%Pat]

How could he ruin it? It already sounds like an abortion.

I agree its not exactly a fashion classic... but then again you are not exactly a fashion icon are you? :p
There's a lot of work/fun/history gone into that 'gift' and I want it to keep going... :D

[Bosun]

I agree its not exactly a fashion classic...



its suprising that trinny and suzanne arent clammouring for it :D

[Freak]

It will be OK as long as the fucking thing can swim.

May I suggest some sort of floatation device may be in order for 'The Gift' ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Jays breasts should be ok as long as they dont capsize.:D

[Mitch]

Not really as most see it when its given to its next recipient anyway... no discription can really do it justice....

Jonny... Things that have been /are on it that I can remember are...

Pat- 100% Biker badge & mini bottle of vodka
Del (who was in accounts here for a while - a packet of rizla...
The leather thong thing was Marcus...
Womble (cw) the shrunken head..
Oh hell I cant think of any more....

Mrs R put the Green Man on it...

[Jim]

I added a condom (don't worry, not used, still in packet.............or rather it was !)

[saxman]

Jays breasts should be ok as long as they dont capsize.:D
there not breasts, its a plastic arse :rolleyes:

sax
kows which end of a woman is which

[Fran]

there not breasts, its a plastic arse :rolleyes:

sax
kows which end of a woman is which
I know an arse when I see one too! ;)

[saxman]

I know an arse when I see one too! ;)


dont push your luck burd.....

[Fran]

dont push your luck burd.....


Are you angry at me now? :(

[Jonnyfp]

dont push your luck burd.....


oooooooooooooohhhh!!!!:D

[saxman]

oooooooooooooohhhh!!!!:D

i can see her wearing it while she cuts your hair......................... :D

[Fran]

I've got a posh wedding do next May.Could I wear it as a hat? :D

[Jonnyfp]

i can see her wearing it while she cuts your hair......................... :D

You bottled out on your choice of victim then?:D

[saxman]

You bottled out on your choice of victim then?:D

still undecided. :D

[Bosun]

this is now the be nice to saxman thread :D

[Jonnyfp]

Not for me.


I'm already fucked on saturday..:D

[Simon B]

The whole idea of the gift was to pass it onto a forum member you'd met for the 1st time, I only know this cause I was given it 1st by marcus who made it, then it went onto Pat to distribute & everyone had to add their own little bit.
But for christs sake dont play pass the parcel with it or someone will get hurt.

[Jay]

I don't care who gets it, but if my 'ARSE' gets damaged, I'll be fecking annoyed cos I'm attached to that. :D

[saxman]

I don't care who gets it, but if my 'ARSE' gets damaged, I'll be fecking annoyed cos I'm attached to that. :D

when i recieved the gift from johnny, your 'ARSE' did have some rather unusual stains on it. :eek:

[Doro]

the black n purple knickers are mine - unworn tho cos my daughter bought them for me and they were about 50 sizes too small ha ha


doro - looks thinner than she is

[Doro]

btw - I'm sure Jim's condom wasn't there after jonny gave it to sax *chortle*

[Jonnyfp]

btw - I'm sure Jim's condom wasn't there after jonny gave it to sax *chortle*



Jonny come lately? :D

[Jim]

Having made those condoms for eight years and knowing that I'm a short sighted and fairly clumsy individual I really would recommend some back up contraception !

[GarrysPhrogg]

btw - I'm sure Jim's condom wasn't there after jonny gave it to sax *chortle*


well I got it from Jim, I certainly didnt use a condom :D

[Jim]

well I got it from Jim, I certainly didnt use a condom :D
No but you did almost cause a multiple pile up on the M1 by wearing it on your head on the way home.

[GarrysPhrogg]

No but you did almost cause a multiple pile up on the M1 by wearing it on your head on the way home.

PMSL..................How funny was that :D ............ha ha ha laughing my head off still remembering your face when you saw me LOL LOL

[Bosun]

i still would rather not have it ;)

[Jim]

PMSL..................How funny was that :D ............ha ha ha laughing my head off still remembering your face when you saw me LOL LOL

I can truly say that it was a sight I'll never, ever, ever forget.















I still wake up screaming sometimes.

[saxman]

today is the day the giftbearer heads off in to the dark northlands, bearing the gift. he shall battle his way (alone and unaided) up the dreaded m6, all the time trying to avoid the giftwraiths and the all seeing eye of safron.
if the giftbearer can avoid these life threatening hazards, he shall arrive in bleakpool, whereupon the gift shall be guarded till saturday whenceforth the giftbearer shall cast the gift upon the next poor unsuspecting git........................ :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Bosun]

will it be gift wrapped? :D

[YooooooouuuuuuuuKant!]

Whoever receives The Gift should proclaim in a bold, loud voice:

Yoooooooouuuuuuu KANT!
:D

[Bosun]

errr thanks to saxman i am now the possessor of the gift
it lurks in the corner, mum saw it and is now looking to joining a religious order,, dad is now on the 3rd bottle of scotch

im sure it lives !!

[Bassman]

I reckon it suited you though mate eh?
:D

[Dougie]

Photies?Please?

[Mojow1958]

I thought you looked rather good in it young man..... :D

[Bosun]

by jove i think it moves on its own :eek:

[Yoda]

............................

[Dougie]

Ooohh Suits you sir! :D

[Bosun]

yeah gads a 3 d effect

[Mojow1958]

Looks like he was smoking that willy.........rolls on floor in rememberance.... :D :D :p

[ForestFred]

F Me its grown somewhat glad I can t have it again :D

[Bosun]

grown... its gonna need a trailer soon

[Sir Ewok]

A couple of the offending articles have been removed, but it is still an awesome sight. Be careful the yanks may attack as it could be construed as a weapon of mass distraction......... :p

[Friar Tuck]

The Gift is truly ...erm.... Something! :eek:

'Ere, Fayji, I wonder if you'll be so keen to race to get to 20k post now, huh? :D :D

[Bosun]

'Ere, Fayji, I wonder if you'll be so keen to race to get to 20k post now, huh? :D :D


no definitely not. :eek:

[STEViE]

Bloody hell !!! That has gotten much bigger ....


.... Glad I've had it too Fred. Thanx so much for passin' it to me all that time ago :rolleyes: :o :D

[Santa]

Bloody hell !!! That has gotten much bigger ....




NO! You fool! Most of that is Fayji - the gift is just the bit on his head! :D :D

[purplepower]

Ooh its a shame purplepower aint goin...:D :D


Of course a freedom of choice is paramount tho.
I admire your stance on antipeer pressure on this issue.



*anyone got any rehipnol*lol



Why Jonny???

[Bosun]

i have fed it, and the new addition fits well


2 months to go

mmmmwuuuha ha ha