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Borg
15-10-2005, 04:48 PM
About 60 Seagulls just landed on my roof, and I'm sure one of them sneezed. So seeing as I hate Seagulls anyway I thought I'd just make sure.
bluezephyr750
15-10-2005, 05:08 PM
after seein the cruelty to animals thread maybe suffin i shouldnt tell ya.

this has never been tested by me cos its cruel but.....

food with baking soda fed to seagulls makes em go pop..

so im told :)
iomrob
15-10-2005, 05:12 PM
ok ,who chucked their fish and chip left overs and rapper, on borgs roof for a laugh :D
Borg
15-10-2005, 05:46 PM
after seein the cruelty to animals thread maybe suffin i shouldnt tell ya.

this has never been tested by me cos its cruel but.....

food with baking soda fed to seagulls makes em go pop..

so im told :)


Half an Alka Seltza tab in a chunk of bread
Mitch
15-10-2005, 05:58 PM
This'll be Borg in a couple of days from now...

'Hear the rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
See his eyes, as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
"Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea"'

que much Adrian Smith (Iron Maiden) guitar twiddling*!! :D (amazing what you can remember off top of your head isn't it?)

Yes, I know it's seagulls and not Albatrosses, but you get the picture

(*oh and before anyone has a pop :D yes I have read the original by Coleridge in its entirity - mental!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: )
Bosun
15-10-2005, 10:50 PM
About 60 Seagulls just landed on my roof, and I'm sure one of them sneezed. So seeing as I hate Seagulls anyway I thought I'd just make sure.


Borgs house is now cordoned off and a big yellow cross painted on the door
kitkatman
15-10-2005, 10:59 PM
without looking at the previous........ i have a challenger 2 :D , might do the trick
Shaun the Fatman
16-10-2005, 12:20 AM
Borgs house is now cordoned off and a big yellow cross painted on the door
Following KKMs offer of a challenger 2 the Yellow cross on the door has been replaced by a Bulls Eye on the Roof.
Shaun the Fatman
16-10-2005, 12:21 AM
Borgs house is now cordoned off and a big yellow cross painted on the door
Following KKMs offer of a challenger 2 the Yellow cross on the door has been replaced by a Bulls Eye on the Roof.
Borg
16-10-2005, 12:53 AM
Borgs house is now cordoned off and a big yellow cross painted on the door


A Jewish Christian ?
Shaun the Fatman
16-10-2005, 01:02 AM
:) Think he might be hinting that your house has been touched by Plague...."Bring out yer deeeed" (clang) "Bring out yer deeeed" (clang)