Hello!!

[Bassman]

Hi folks,
Thought I had best say Hello to you all... The name is Keith, but most call me Bassman... so here it is



HELLO!! :D

[dracken1]

welcome bassman.
you play bass or do you sea fish?

[Jonnyfp]

Welcome Bassman, we all see the light after a bit. :D

[Rogue Monkey]

Im totaly in the dark.......Oh! Hi Bassman! Nice to see you! Hehe! :)

[Huw Beer Monster]

welcome bassman.
you play bass or do you sea fish?

May be he likes drinking it?

[Kingo]

Hi Bassman, Welcome to the site :D

[Yoda]

welcome.....now to be accepteded for full membership we need naked pictures of ladies (you can also forward naked pictures of men to the ladies if asked, but only the naked ladies piccies to be posted publicly)

also you have to learn the funny handshake
here watch me, there did you see it, i cant show it a second time as that would be breaking the rules

now after 3 you must do the funny handshake
1
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2
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3

Ohhhh No you did it all wrong..now hide cuz the goats are coming...the evil goats....dont answer the door as they disguise themselves as meter readers as well.......................................
you dont want to know what they will do to you....the horror, the nightmares...Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yoda

[dracken1]

METHINKS
yoda has been saving up daily medication and has took it all in one go again :D :eek:

[Yoda]

METHINKS
yoda has been saving up daily medication and has took it all in one go again :D :eek:

Oooops ..did i leave my webcam on??????? :D

Yoda

[Gypsy]

and a warm welcome from doro and gypsy

:D

not as warm as yoda's though

*snigger*


- sorry, it's me again...doro - can't be @rsed to keep logging in and out

AND I'M AT HOME NOT WORK

ON ME HOLIDAYS

damn caps lock

pah

[triker_gal]

welcome Bassman, I'll have whatever Yoda's on :)

[Tim750]

Welcome too marra i'l have a pint of John Smiths Finest

[Bassman]

Hi again folks....
Thought I had better tell you what the bassman bit stands for...
I play bass in an old blues band, have done so for years, and started to be called bassman a long time ago.... amongst other things that i won't go into on a family show...!! :rolleyes:

Thanks for the welcome, hope I can contribute something to this all...
Cheers for now,
keep it safe...but have fun

Bassman.

[Bassman]

Hi again, just to say that if I suddenly disappear, blame Yoda......and those darn goats....it's hard to type and listen for a knock (or a bleat) at the door at the same time...
what was that?
:eek:

[krammer]

well hello to you bassman, what part of the kingdom be you from?. holy **** yoda what kind of meds you on son! are they legal? can i have some? please?

[Bosun]

yoda what kind of meds you on son! are they legal? can i have some? please?


its the snatogen, vimto and meths he washes them down with

hewwoo bathman

[ForestFred]

Dont worry about the goats Just tell them FF is looking for them and they'll leave you alone. Oh by the way welcome to your worst nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[krammer]

its the snatogen, vimto and meths he washes them down with

hewwoo bathman
whats snatogen fayji? is it anything like snatchagen that well known elixir for poontang hunting?;) :) :D

[Bassman]

well hello to you bassman, what part of the kingdom be you from?.
Hey there Krammer, I hail from sunny? Yorkshire... live in Doncaster...work in Sheffield, but originally from West Wales.... ex RAF so sorta moved around a fair bit... but Yorkshire has the pleasure of our company for the forseeable future!! unless we get extradited back to Wales.... ;)

[Friar Tuck]

" Ma Daddy was the fam-ily Bass-man!"
" Ma Mammy was an engin-eer!"
" And ah wus born one dark grey morn!"
" With moosic comin' in ma ears!"
" In ma ears!"

" They Call me baby Dri-verrrr!"
" An' once upon apair of wheels,"
" I hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"
" brooom, ba, bah, ba, bah,!"
" Hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"

Neeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!

Ahem!
I'll get me coat shall I? :o

[Bassman]

" Ma Daddy was the fam-ily Bass-man!"
" Ma Mammy was an engin-eer!"
" And ah wus born one dark grey morn!"
" With moosic comin' in ma ears!"
" In ma ears!"

" They Call me baby Dri-verrrr!"
" An' once upon apair of wheels,"
" I hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"
" brooom, ba, bah, ba, bah,!"
" Hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"

Neeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!

Ahem!
I'll get me coat shall I? :o

Ermmmmm...Yoda? Yoda?

....has anyone seen Yoda,,,, if you see him please tell him to lock his medicine cabinet better eh? The Friar has obviously been at Yoda's secret stash.... :D

[Jay]

" Ma Daddy was the fam-ily Bass-man!"
" Ma Mammy was an engin-eer!"
" And ah wus born one dark grey morn!"
" With moosic comin' in ma ears!"
" In ma ears!"

" They Call me baby Dri-verrrr!"
" An' once upon apair of wheels,"
" I hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"
" brooom, ba, bah, ba, bah,!"
" Hit the road an' I'm go-o-ne!"

Neeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww!

Ahem!
I'll get me coat shall I? :o

Just when I thought things couldn't get any more bizarre....FT plays another Blinder....

Mr Tuck sir, you did some proper 60's livin mate...am I right?

[Friar Tuck]

Erm, don't fink so! My era was the 70's!

first there was T-Rex, then Slade, and Mudd, and Status Quo, and The Sweet, and Garry Glitter, and Alvin Stardust, and David Essex!

Then I sort of Grew up, with Queen, Genesis, The Who, Rolling Stones, bit of Simon and Garfunkel, Good ol' rock n' Roll, R & B, Blues, etc.

Just waiting to mature and be sensible now! Can't wait to get me motability scooter, and zimmerframe! And get me name down for sheltered housing!

Don't you just love being old? Then you can start being grumpy, and cantankerous, and get Sheltie and Mrs.R running around after you with bedpans. And pretending you've lost your marbles, but really, you are having a ball at the best damn hotel the state can buy!

Oops sorry, just realised the state don't provide for the elderly anymore! they just suck all your savings, make you sell your house, take back all your pension, both private and state one, then put you in a home that doesn't give a monkey's f*** about you as long as they have your money and you are looked after by some third world care assistant that can hardly speak english, but are employed cos they're cheap! Jeezus what a future to look forward to!

[andy_k]

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