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Bosun
14-10-2005, 10:38 PM
well i strolled up top the club
i partook of several beers

and then as about to walk out cauhght a lift off off neighbour home
he wa spossibly ( guaranteed ) more pissed than me..




stangley safer in his car when hes pissed ( normal state, vodka for brekkies0
than soberish
Juke
14-10-2005, 10:40 PM
'evenin' mate,seems you had a pleasant evenin' then?......
Bosun
14-10-2005, 10:44 PM
a very pleasant evening with a few friends thankou
Juke
14-10-2005, 10:49 PM
good on ya!....... :D
Bosun
14-10-2005, 10:50 PM
its what fridays are for :D
minxy
15-10-2005, 03:21 PM
Like feck would I get in a car with someone driving pissed.

Bit stupid really innit.
technoboiler
15-10-2005, 03:31 PM
gotta say it deffo sounds like double standards
how would you like the pissed guy giving u a lift to run a biker, child, granny etc over!
i am shocked m8 :o
Mrs Reject
15-10-2005, 04:04 PM
Last night me and Mitch were wondering if you can get arrested for riding a bicycle really pissed. Anyone know? Obviously we wouldn't be riding on the motorway or anything silly like that :)
Crofty
15-10-2005, 04:09 PM
i think you can.
iomrob
15-10-2005, 04:30 PM
i think you can.


yes you can :(
Bosun
15-10-2005, 10:52 PM
oh you can


i think my legs had departed from my body last night
i know what you mean techno normally would walk and wave as he goes by

next time will keep £4 for cab
kitkatman
15-10-2005, 11:00 PM
oh you can


i think my legs had departed from my body last night
i know what you mean techno normally would walk and wave as he goes by

next time will keep £4 for cab
fuck that , call me a cunt and order me a surf board! :D
Shaun the Fatman
16-10-2005, 12:14 AM
awwwww KKM....every time I open a new thread I see your plaintive cries from across the sea... Shall we arrange Red cross to drop a relief package of Newkie?

In the meantime have a virtual one on me, as I am a Jedi Chat Master now.
tease
16-10-2005, 07:26 AM
oh you can


i think my legs had departed from my body last night
i know what you mean techno normally would walk and wave as he goes by

next time will keep £4 for cab

Much better idea that. When I first joined the Army I was stationed in Germany straight off. Not a month in and I got a letter from a friend, a high school buddy was driving home with his friend when a drunk driver hit them head on killing both. At 18 I learned it quick like not to. It is dangerous enough being sober behind the wheel or on a bike with drunk asses out there, dont make yourself a stat bro.

Another quick story, I had a soldier who was brought up on charges for assaulting an SGT.. The charges were dropped and the soldier got a certificate of achievement when it came out the SGT was drunk and trying to get in his car, the soldier asked for the keys and the SGT wouldnt give them to him so the soldier clocked him and took the keys. It was viewed as he was preventing a crime and he was rightly patted on the back for it.