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mr.chaz
18-08-2004, 10:56 AM
So listen.....
I'm "on the job" last night... and you know how you think about things to either:
a) get you in the mood
b) delay .. or
c) bring events to a shuddering climax
well , I don't know what you think of - whether it be ex girlfriend ( or boyfriend?) , bird next door , Pamela Anderson ( or Carol Vorderman!!!)
but last night I just couldn't get aluminium racecans out of my mind. Mr.Madden had rung me and told me he had a set of 38mm brushed aluminium racecans on stainless steel linkpipes for my Triumph. well sh*t .. that was it! I couldn't stop thinking about them all night...
in fact I think I need to go lie down with a box of tissues...mmmmmm 38mm , and brushed alloy too!!
minxy
18-08-2004, 11:58 AM
Cor blimey - do you have any idea the trouble you could cause with this thread???!!!
Well, not so long ago, once the horizontal jogging was kinda 'done' ... I sez to me old man ... 'you know that the blah blah will fit the blah blah, how about if we swapped blah blah ... etc (replace blah for a suzuki item) .... I burst out laughing and explained. There aint many men who wouldnt be offended but I guess it shows that we've both always got bikes on the brain. And it was a jolly good idea too! Must have been the change in oxygen level in the brain :rolleyes:
Maggie B
18-08-2004, 12:15 PM
Mr Chaz
Phil has a Titanium MHP for sale if you are interested
Or just aroused :p
mr.chaz
18-08-2004, 01:33 PM
Mr Chaz
Phil has a Titanium MHP for sale if you are interested
Or just aroused :p
Maybe you could send me photos of it and I could pin it up in my workshop...oooooeeeerrrrr!
No seriously , thanks anyway Mrs.Maggie. Mr.Madden bought our old farm off us ( the one you came to) , so I made sure the deal included a bit of credit for nice cans and exhausts when I need them.
38mm....
brushed alloy....
oeer here I go again!
krammer
18-08-2004, 03:02 PM
grease nipples....yes.nipple rings, strangely enough yes again.
Bosun
18-08-2004, 04:33 PM
never call out "triumph sprung hub" in a moment of passion
living in the spare room after that was a lonely existance
ForestFred
18-08-2004, 05:42 PM
S'funny Mrss FF gets really pissy when I call out Flossies name. But flossie never bleats a word when its the other way round :rolleyes:
GarrysPhrogg
18-08-2004, 06:48 PM
Garry usually shouts out "check mate" !!!!! I'm sure thats some kind of fetish for burberry :eek:
GarrysPhrogg
18-08-2004, 06:50 PM
I usually shout out "Fat boy" and Garry shouts "YES DEAR" :D
cxdemon
18-08-2004, 07:14 PM
ooooh too much information, i'll be scarred for life now :eek:
DANNY
18-08-2004, 08:28 PM
Mr. :confused: C. I was going to come round for a brew tomorrow but I don't think I'll bother now. I'm very worried about you!!!!!
Bosun
18-08-2004, 09:39 PM
Garry usually shouts out "check mate" !!!!! I'm sure thats some kind of fetish for burberry :eek:
noooo hes turning into a chav :D
dracken1
18-08-2004, 10:02 PM
while doing it once i suddenly remembered the name of a guy who owed me £200.00 for labour on his trike.
took me days to reassure the missus that calling out "ahh bob" did not mean i was bisexual
Friar Tuck
19-08-2004, 03:38 AM
This Forum Party Doo is going to be interesting in the wee small hours!
When everyone is trying to sleep, in amongst the belching, farting, and snoring, calls of "Bob", "Fatboy", "check mate", "Brushed Alloy Race Cans", "Baaa"! Will be ringing around the campsite! Of course most folk will think that the occupants will be having a deep and meaningful conversation about motorcycles, but us forum members will know different! Just dont leave the Gaslight on, like some pillock did years ago (not me I might add!) and were going at it hammer and tongs only to give a silhouette floor show to all and sundry passing by!
mr.chaz
19-08-2004, 06:46 AM
Mr. :confused: C. I was going to come round for a brew tomorrow but I don't think I'll bother now. I'm very worried about you!!!!!
You'll be lucky-
off to Shefield now - then Conway on way home.
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