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pingusprogressed
11-10-2005, 10:20 AM
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my
right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her
eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke...) so much that I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

F#*ken WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!
Mrs Reject
11-10-2005, 10:24 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Creature
11-10-2005, 10:29 AM
excellent :) :) :)
griff2000
11-10-2005, 11:51 AM
You amateur.......
Shame on you for shaving......
greg
11-10-2005, 12:14 PM
how was you doing all this ona bike then?
Shaun the Fatman
11-10-2005, 01:09 PM
And they say only Women can multitask..
Power to the Penis!!!(raised fist salute).....
(lucky I stopped at the fist...so to speak)
griff2000
11-10-2005, 02:41 PM
Course, if you was a truck driver you could have deftly nudged her into the armco and when the old bill turned up you could point to the wet patch where the coffee went and said, 'see, i was so scared i pissed meself'...
griff2000
11-10-2005, 02:43 PM
[QUOTE=happybiker
I dropped my phone onto a lasses head. !!!!!!!!!! OUCH[/QUOTE]

Polishing your fly buttons was she?
rommel
11-10-2005, 03:05 PM
very good hehe................. :D
ladymonster
12-10-2005, 04:01 AM
Um... I think

hard work getting a title on here :p