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Bosun
16-08-2004, 09:42 PM
the things we are never told about when first learning to ride a bike...
if we had listened would we ever have continued riding...

for example from experience..

Piles need we say more?

the more desperate the need for a jimmy, the more layers of clothing to remove..

your face will be sunburnt the rest of you white

the more the crowd the less chance of your bike starting first kick

old boys in petrol stations

Jonnyfp
16-08-2004, 09:58 PM
And....

Disc locks

need i say more?

Bosun
16-08-2004, 10:32 PM
And....

Disc locks

need i say more?

:D :) :D

Rogue Monkey
16-08-2004, 10:37 PM
And....

Disc locks

need i say more?
Wah! hahahahaaa! Own up! who hasnt?? :D

blackhack
17-08-2004, 07:41 AM
"Hardtails can be a bit uncomfortable on a long run"

Too bloody right !!

Tiger Lily
17-08-2004, 08:26 AM
the things we are never told about when first learning to ride a bike...
if we had listened would we ever have continued riding...

for example from experience..

the more the crowd the less chance of your bike starting first kick

old boys in petrol stations

I'm sure my bike likes to torment me, if I need to start it in a crowd, will it kick over? Will it heck, then you always get a 'hero' male push his chest out and stride forward, "need a hand?", no matter how much I insist I'm o.k. I find myself "whisked" off my saddle, and "hero" proceeds to start my 'lil rascal 1st kick!!!! Now I know this happens to men, they may try, & try, & try, untill you can smell the petrol so much you need to clear the area! But you never see another man rush over to "rescue" him! Why is that?

Oh, and 'old boys' in petrol stations, bless 'em, much as I love talking "I used to have one of them, way back when the roads used to be...." with 'em, they always appear when I'm in a rush. Then, you got, my 'Lil rascal just go's on to torment me more!
;)